Oh man...

[chalice]

Confession time.

I am really chavis, chalice, cunt, chalice's dad, cilice and many other usernames based on a common theme.

I am also Proper Bo and Callum. I am legion. I am Reject and I am the woman he's stalking on this board. I am Idol, Clocker and mjmacky.

The macky thing was tricky, but once I abandoned being interesting or funny, it all came rushing in.

Wait, are you me?

You wish.

[mjmacky]

the arse licking members of the gang of Spastics who hang around here worshipping the every word of bile that chavis spews forth

That one man gang has a name you know, but you've already said my name too many times.

[mjmacky]

The macky thing was tricky, but once I abandoned being interesting or funny, it all came rushing in.

Truth of the matter, I am the man chavis's super-ego strives to be. Impersonating a perfected version of oneself is a very trying task as it exaggerates all the faults and shortcomings that one wishes to rid. To become this sublime personality, the yearning to be perceived as funny, intelligent, deep, etc. must be not only abandoned, but forgotten. There's the conundrum, since the vanity of others is a constant reminder. But once you learn to entertain and amuse yourself, the adjectives will no longer bind you to this struggle and eventually the struggle becomes but a distant almost fictional notion.

Now if you wish, I will tell you the story of how chavis lost his virginity

[megabyteme]

One thing never said on this, or any other bored:

"I thought you were MBM."

[mjmacky]

One thing never said on this, or any other bored:

"I thought you were MBM."

Cause no one has wanted to emulate you

[Quarterquack]

One thing never said on this, or any other bored:

"I thought you were MBM."

When people care enough about your presence, they will say it.

[OlegL]

I just wrote this email to one of my former professors:

"Hi. I am your former student. My name is Oleg. I was a student in your class when it was fall of 2010. I didn't take the final exam for the linguistics class; that's why my final grade for the class was FIN. I am on a temporary dismissal from the college. I was told you were out for the summer, but I need to complete the work that I am missing; otherwise, I won't be able to take classes in the college for at least a year. I am unemployed and get disability benefits; I have nothing to do; the college is the only light for me at the end of the tunnel; that's why allow me to complete the work that I am missing. I need to give an Appeals letter to the Office of the Academic Standing in order to get the permission to complete the work I am missing. But I also need your written permission for that. So, what are we gonna do about it? How can you give me the written permission (if you, of course, agree to do it) if you don't teach in the college during the summer? How will we be able to meet?
Thank you in advance for answering this email...
P.S. And forgive me if my behavior in the class was a bit rude (like yawning and stuff)."

So, let's hope he'll allow me to take a make-up final exam...

[mjmacky]

I wouldn't let you make it up, and I'll tell you the specific line in which I based that decision. "I have nothing to do"
On top of that, you made no explanation, in truth or falsification, as to why you missed the exam and did not complete the course when you addressed the professor with this proposal. In spite of that, I'm actually a little surprised that I found no other appalling offense in the letter.

I expected your letter to read like the following:

"Hi. I am your former student. My name is Oleg. I used to be a member in your class until you gave me an incomplete grade. I would be rude like yawn and stuff, and so someone told me to leave the class and I did. Then another student invited me back, and you got mad so you made me leave the class again and told the other student to sit in the back even though he didnt want to. I told you I was on disability and I have nothing to do so you let me back in the class and told me I have to stay away from philosophical arguments and take the final exam. Im only human though. When I have nothing to do I want to talk about philosophical arguments. So instead I decided to not take the exam because I wanted to talk about philosophy instead. You let the other student take the final and Im only asking to take the final a little late than everyone else because Im on disability and am diagnosed with a small case of Aspergers and I want to talk about philosophy. If you dont let me take the exam Im going to be very angry with you because I have nothing else to do and its not fair that everyone can take the exam but not me. Hello? Where are you, why are you taking a vacation in the summer I need to register for more classes. Youre pissing me off, tell me now!
P.S. if you dont let me take the exam then fuck you"

[Squeamous]

[megabyteme]

Plus won!