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    He should also put something in there about wanting sex really bad, too. I think that would help his argument.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Yes, the wanting to talk about philosophy is only half of the story. Lets not underestimate the boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Yes, the wanting to talk about philosophy is only half of the story. Lets not underestimate the boy.
    [Cheesy 70's music plays in the background]


    Oleg: Hi, professor. I really need to talk to you.

    Professor Fulnutz: You seem troubled. What's on your mind?

    Oleg: I'm going to get kicked out of school if I can't get my grade improved in our class.

    Professor: That does sound serious. It would be a shame for such a handsome, strong, young man- such as yourself- to be unable to attend school here.


    *Professor looks at Oleg, then slowly looks down.*


    Oleg: Gosh, professor. I just couldn't do anything like that...I'm too sore from earning my way back onto the wrestling team.


    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    That's it by Jove! That's what Oleg has to do; tempt the Prof. back from his summer holidays with his soft, fragrant young bum. Why didn't we think of this sooner?

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    What is it with you and arse fragrance?

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Fair point, well presented.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Are there any pretty women on this forum that live in NYC? If yes, please contact me because I want to have sex. Thank you in advance.
    I love FST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Are there any pretty women on this forum that live in NYC? If yes, please contact me because I want to have sex. Thank you in advance.
    And we're back....

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    Man, life sucks. I feel so depressed, so lonely, so disabled... I can't understand anybody; people are just beyond my understanding. I am doomed... doomed... Everything sucks... No point in taking drugs; nothing and no one will ever help me... Today I haven't even brushed my teeth... Why I turned out to be this way... why...
    Now it's 12:52 a.m. and I wanna go outside, to sit on the porch near my building, to look at people... I am mentally disabled...
    What else to say... I dunno...
    I love FST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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