What I realized today

[clocker]

Anodyne plaints about feeling underdeveloped do not a serious thread make.
Or an interesting one, for that matter.

[megabyteme]

You know what I realized today?
This thread does not belong in this section, that's what.

If the Drawing Room is to die, let the passing have some dignity...don't keep it alive to foster pathetic threads like this.

Well, it's a serious thread about developing oneself intellectually. As far as I know, one of the ways a person can develop himself is by reading books, but I could be wrong. You could be right if you believe this thread is pathetic; I just don't know what is smart and what is stupid; I have no clue why people sometimes say the things that they say (about me or about someone else); I just don't know... I am underdeveloped; that's a fact.

Smart people can fly when they jump out of 20-story buildings, Oleg. There is only one true way to tell if you are smart, or not...

[mjmacky]

No, it's the other one MBM, smart people, like non-witches, don't burn when you set them on fire.

[megabyteme]

I always get confused between those two tests.

To be doubly sure, he should (try to) set himself on fire, then jump out of the window.

It's the only way he'll know for sure.

[mjmacky]

To be doubly sure, he should (try to) set himself on fire, then jump out of the window.

That would be the correct order in which to do those things, yes

[megabyteme]

To be doubly sure, he should (try to) set himself on fire, then jump out of the window.

That would be the correct order in which to do those things, yes

Obviously, since you and I have both passed the test.

[mjmacky]

Lucky for me, I was able to get a stop drop and roll in after jumping off the second floor of a 20 story building. Nobody was the wiser. I think the real test was to undermine the test based on technicalities.

I heard you used hairspray and a swimming pool

[megabyteme]

I heard you used hairspray and a swimming pool

That was a different story entirely. Let's just leave my sexual exploits out of this, shall we?

[whatcdfan]

I always get confused between those two tests.

To be doubly sure, he should (try to) set himself on fire, then jump out of the window.

It's the only way he'll know for sure.

This is a good one, MBM

[OlegL]

Today I finally received a library card and ordered that book that I wanted. They told me to come back after one week to pick it up... But... You know... This won't get me laid...