You deeply sadden me with your attitude. Though, you gladden me greatly with your disclosure.
Dropped out of med school? Naughty boy. Prolly something to do with you having all this unprecedented attention to your genitalia. You'll find your little med-groupie will re-attach herself accordingly when the funds approach the nether-regions.
As to your 'current habits', I suppose you should take full advantage of being currently able to form a fist. I'd imagine that having no other outlet than punching yourself incessantly in the groin for sexual consolation (these wonders await you), may grow quickly tedious.
What I'm reading from your poorly conceived wank is that you used to pick on those weaker than yourself, but now you've changed. I congratulate you on that.
I also congratulate your mother for her services to the world of sucking Sperm Whale spunk.
You really are working with nothing now. If a maternal joke is your closing line to ensure that your "wit" shines, then you've lost your touch.
Is that it? It's just that kinda attitude that engineered your beauty-school drop-outting burn-out. Too unaccustomed to the heat.
Was my propheticism a little too accurate? Has she given you the academic elbow already? It wouldn't surprise me.
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