Will I lose my virginity by the age of 35?

[IdolEyes787]

Will I lose my virginity by the age of 35?

Three words Gamma Hydroxybutyric Acid.

[Quarterquack]

Hydrofluoric acid is good, too. It has the added bonus of being a Prozac precursor.

[chalice]

Hydrofluoric acid is good, too. It has the added bonus of being a Prozac precursor.

That's wot your mum said.

To the pink giraffes, like.

[megabyteme]

Once she has feelings for you (which you cannot force)

Outside of relationship building, you are asking for the girl to either pity you, or she will expect to get paid. Period.

Develop yourself into an interesting, kind, caring, man and the first option will NOT be out of your reach.

/serious post

Those are all jokes, right?

Feelings can be forced if you know what to do, and what to say. You can get anyone to "like" you, if you fool them into lying to themselves enough. You don't need to be in a relationship to get some good tail without money. And you definitely need to "change" nothing about yourself if you just want sex.

We have two options here-

Either Oleg has No game playing abilities whatsoever, and he is how he appears here,

or,

He's great at trolling- to the point that even the most skeptical among us have been fooled.


I am assuming he is as he presents himself. In that case he needs to self-improve and keep his stories straight. Who knows, he may make a good husband/father some day. Player he's not.

If he's managed to con us, he can scam his way into panties all across NY.

[chalice]

All of the above is irrelevant. Olegl is irrelevant.

How others' perceive him is crucial. Give your head a shake.

[mjmacky]

All of the above is irrelevant. Olegl is irrelevant.

How others' perceive him is crucial. Give your head a shake.

I see, you want his virginity for yourself, don't you?

[megabyteme]

All of the above is irrelevant. Olegl is irrelevant.

How others' perceive him is crucial. Give your head a shake.

I'll divert mine eyes, O' Great One, but I don't think I can give a nod to what you are suggesting. In order for him to project an image, he would have to perfect himself for a single night of projecting- then, once the clock struck 12, it would be all over. I think he needs to work on some true self-building. He's got some disadvantages, but he has become one of the most recognizable names on this site. He's risen out of the thousands here. There are elements to him that can be polished.

He needs to find his strengths and hone them.

[kallieb]

He's risen because he's a needy nutter who puts himself out on the board with no limits. In other words, an absence of boundaries. In all honesty, for OlegL's sake in the quest to find his ideal mamacita, the numero uno first step is to work on stabilising his social skills.

[Artemis]

He's risen because he's a needy nutter who puts himself out on the board with no limits. In other words, an absence of boundaries. In all honesty, for OlegL's sake in the quest to find his ideal mamacita, the numero uno first step is to work on stabilising his social skills mood swings.

/Fixed

[OlegL]

He's risen because he's a needy nutter who puts himself out on the board with no limits. In other words, an absence of boundaries.

For some reason, it really angers Snee. He thinks that I fit some stereotype, but he doesn't see me as a unique individual.