View Poll Results: Will I lose my virginity by the age of 35?

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Thread: Will I lose my virginity by the age of 35?

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    IdolEyes787's Avatar Persona non grata
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    Thanx in advance <3 u
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    Frankthetank1's Avatar Über User BT Rep: +25BT Rep +25BT Rep +25BT Rep +25BT Rep +25
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    try to find the most drunk, trashiest slut you can find in a bar and grab her ass. This technique has never failed me...
    “Just because you’re miserable doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy your life.”

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    iLOVENZB's Avatar FST Crew BT Rep: +1
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    Is that because you ended up going to prison and being pleasured by the good folk there?

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    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"

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    Frankthetank1's Avatar Über User BT Rep: +25BT Rep +25BT Rep +25BT Rep +25BT Rep +25
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    i make sure they are too drunk to dial 911..
    “Just because you’re miserable doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy your life.”

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    iLOVENZB's Avatar FST Crew BT Rep: +1
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    Mate, pretty sure that's close to rape. It's not even funny to joke about it.

    Surely it can't be that hard to find a nice lovely girl in Boston to spend the rest of your life with?
    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"

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    megabyteme's Avatar RASPBERRY RIPPLE BT Rep: +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    It's not rape if she's too drunk to talk or
    If she was half way there to begin with.
    Its not rape if you call back the next day
    It's not rape if you say you're sorry...
    It's not rape if she shouts "yes!" in the middle of it.
    It's not rape if you don't remember it the next day
    “Just because you’re miserable doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy your life.”

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    I must admit that was pretty funny considering the topic at hand.
    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"

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    Classic George Carlin. His comedy always shed light on how people twist language, and manipulate how people think/act.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Please feel free to increase your usage of retarded internet symbols since truth be told I'm tiring of regular old English.
    You know that was to mock xizie right? Maybe your comment went to that person as well, thanks for not quoting and making me write this post with doubt
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