gay pride

[Mr. Mulder]

tell me you eat all your meals off of napkins because doing the dishes is for chicks.

[Mr. Mulder]

and that you too have found that by buying work shirts that are too small for you, the creases don't show and so you don't have to do any ironing because who irons non office clothes anyway right.

[Something Else]

im alright with the gays, i work with some, shower with others down the gym. its the ones that act like fucking spoilt children and put on that fucking stupid voice that fuck me off!!!!!!!!!!

Being camp is a life choice to be silly.

[Snee]

tell me you eat all your meals off of napkins because doing the dishes is for chicks.

Napkins I nuke stuff in the microwave and eat it directly out of the packaging.

And I have never ironed a shirt in my life TBH, since I stopped being a consultant, it's t-shirts all the way, baby.

[Biggles]

its pride this weekend here where i live, every year 1000's, maybe even a million benders come here to do drugs and get bummed. the entire city gets involved. right from early morning up until the following two early mornings, non stop man on man bumming and drugging.


ive nevar been here when its on but i think i'll get involved this year, im not saying i want to do any man bummings but apparently there's loads of phit female women about too. all the pubs and bars are open for two days solid. and the centre of the whole thing is a park just down the road and my little flat is slap bang in the middle of the main way in to it apparently the police marshal it till about 7:30pm then when they get bored and clear off, thats when the bumming starts.

i'll need to get my shopping in early tomorrow, i don't want to try and cross the road only to find 20 ghey dewds are all trying to fit it in my left ear

Girl in the purple bra is kind of hawt I'd be a lesbean for her any day

[JPaul]

Girl in the purple bra is kind of hawt I'd be a lesbean for her any day

As would I Les.

Wait a minute, Big Les ... no, Shirley Knott.

[JPaul]

Sorry, my apologies, what am I thinking of.

She isn't "kind of hawt", she's a fucking ride.

Get a grip of yourself, Les.

Not like that ffs man.

Or lezzer.

Can lezzers get a grip of themselves, is that how it works.

[Biggles]

Sorry, my apologies, what am I thinking of.

She isn't "kind of hawt", she's a fucking ride.

Get a grip of yourself, Les.

Not like that ffs man.

Or lezzer.

Can lezzers get a grip of themselves, is that how it works.

I may take myself off to bed to contemplate that thought. It is a lot more interesting than Question Time talking heads talking about fecking riots in some foreign land.

[JPaul]

Sorry, my apologies, what am I thinking of.

She isn't "kind of hawt", she's a fucking ride.

Get a grip of yourself, Les.

Not like that ffs man.

Or lezzer.

Can lezzers get a grip of themselves, is that how it works.

I may take myself off to bed to contemplate that thought. It is a lot more interesting than Question Time talking heads talking about fecking riots in some foreign land.

I'm watching the highlights of the crick it on SkySports.

True Story.

[Biggles]

I may take myself off to bed to contemplate that thought. It is a lot more interesting than Question Time talking heads talking about fecking riots in some foreign land.

I'm watching the highlights of the crick it on SkySports.

True Story.

Which has got to be better than QT talking heads saying "down with sort of thing" too.

I'm going to bed to get some rest before I play U-Boat commander with my car again tomorrow. The Ayrshire roads are moist .......


...and not in the sexyist sort of way.