They could have converted him by now... he's been missing an awfully long time...Originally Posted by JPaul
You stay away from the poofs, mate. Don't let them ram it down your throat.beer 2 now
interwebs, i will see you after 48 reasonably homosexual hours.
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If he comes back, watches this, & likes it....Then he's been converted. (yeah, I watched Family Guy tonight)
Last edited by teflon05; 08-15-2011 at 01:05 AM.
No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. — P.J. O'Rourke
Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. — Robert A. Heinlein (1907-1988)
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I did, I bought a place, but then I underwent a late youth crisis. I estimate I'm approaching the midway mark now.Thought you had gone all changing houses, DIY madness n' stuff?
...yup. At the moment every spare surface of my kitchen is covered in dirty dishes, and all my clothing and underwear is strewn about my bedroom as though you'd been in there. Plus I haven't cleaned the shower in weeks. I've never been happier
Last edited by Squeamous; 08-15-2011 at 04:51 PM.
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Plaice, it's spelt plaice.
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The midway mark? I'm still having themI did, I bought a place, but then I underwent a late youth crisis. I estimate I'm approaching the midway mark now.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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My weekend was much like a ghey parade. 'cept not.
I went to a wedding.
It was non-religious, at a courthouse. I wore a tie. The judge or whatevs asked for witnesses and I was all like 'present'.
It took about five minutes and the other witness missed most of it cos my wee nephew tried to run away while his parents were getting hitched. Watching the chase was my favourite part.
Then there was a party at a house reserved especially for weddings and the like belonging to the housing wotsit where my brother lives. I had a bit of a headache, so the mother of the bride gave me some pills. And then I had some wine. Then I got really high and ate about half my weight in finger foods and wedding cake. Then a couple of drunk gheyers, or bikers, I can't really tell the difference, living in apartments on top of the house descended to crash the party whilst pictures were being taken. Some pretty brilliant pictures got taken. Then we assembled some garden furniture the happy couple got for a wedding present. Then we had some crisps or something. Actually, I think this was about four hours later but I'm not sure where the time went, like, and then I went home. Also, I'm buying an iphone off the bride's brother.
I also gave away my tie, cos it had gotten fuzzy.
Last edited by Snee; 08-15-2011 at 08:06 PM.
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I knew the Ikea thing was a Swedish religious wotsit or something else.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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Are you taking the mickey? Because if you are I'm going to have to get impotently rageful, throw my weight around and start calling you a spastic whether it's appropriate or not. You've been warned.
It's the massive emotional conflagrations that make it all worthwhileThe midway mark? I'm still having them
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gay pride >*
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I've been imagining something like this:
Although I imagine Mouldy fought a lot harder.....
Last edited by Squeamous; 08-16-2011 at 11:42 AM.
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