I thangyow! x
Well, you know these little setbacks are character building. Nobody does it right the first time they try it so I hope you weren't too disheartened. If at first you don't succeed, improve the lighting, get a friend to hold the camera and shave your ball sack. Perhaps a little anal bleaching if you're feeling particularly fastidious.
I'd piss in their smelly french faces.
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