Will do. If she gives me any kind of lip I'll do what you asked, followed by a "That was from MBM, bitch".
Totally forgotten about Blazing Saddles(one of my fathers favorite movies), it's time for a re-watch. I had no idea who Count Basie was until I started to obsess over jazz, now the guy is one of my jazz heroes.
That may very well be. Hopefully one of my family members are around when this happens.
Last edited by Funkin'; 08-23-2011 at 05:37 PM.
You two have got this relationship thing all wrong. Punishment should entail actions out of the ordinary, not more of the norm. I promise you, if you were hitting your woman and asking her to scrub on a daily basis, the whole punishment for movies issue wouldn't even need to come up. They'd be too afraid to cross you to find out what your bad side looks like. Oh and smile. Always smile. Gives off a good warm psychopath vibe.
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In case anyone feels compassion for her, this one is the remedy
This reminds me of a quote I heard in Rendition. I didn't much like the movie, but my in-laws were watching it while I was working on a paper. Then I heard this:
"We have a saying. Beat your woman every morning. If you don't know why, she does."
I just started laughing while my wife and in-laws looked over at me. They thought it was strange that I paid no other attention to the movie besides that one line.
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mjmacky: I think that's a variation of a Chinese proverb.
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