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    Proper Bo's Avatar spmado BT Rep: +2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese View Post
    Or do it if you want to watch Jennifer Aniston rom-coms (in which she never gets fully nekkid), do housewomanwork and would like to reduce your computer time by a brazillion %.

    When I moved in with the wench we watched orsum films only, she did the cooking and cleaning and I could go on the computer any time I wanted. True Story.

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    right its decided then. i told her to go fuck her self and me and an equally orsum friend are getting a place end of next month. it works out better for me because he has a playstation and free weights.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    right its decided then. i told her to go fuck her self and me and an equally orsum friend are getting a place end of next month. it works out better for me because he has a playstation and free weights.


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    .....and people say romance is dead
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    right its decided then. i told her to go fuck her self and me and an equally orsum friend are getting a place end of next month. it works out better for me because he has a playstation and free weights.


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    .....and people say romance is dead
    I guess Hollywood is right, Bromance is the new Romance, and bros before hos and all that jazz
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    right its decided then. i told her to go fuck her self and me and an equally orsum friend are getting a place end of next month. it works out better for me because he has a playstation and free weights.


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    Congratulations... you have successfully avoided the woman trap

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    I thought handling wimmin at strip joints was frowned upon, much less living with them after one night out. I'm glad you came to your senses, twas only a lap dance.
    Ellipses go here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheese View Post
    Or do it if you want to watch Jennifer Aniston rom-coms (in which she never gets fully nekkid), do housewomanwork and would like to reduce your computer time by a brazillion %.
    Did someone mention Jennifer Aniston.

    Does she ever age?
    "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"

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    she's proper dirty in that horrible bosses moviefilm. she says stuff like "fuck my slutty little mouth". shit film though'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    shit film though
    I, on the contrary, think it's one of the better comedies to come out as of late.

    Motherfucker Jones did a dime in the pen for bootlegging Snow Falling on Cedars, and the subsequent argument about Strangers on the Train/Throw Momma from the Train.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    When I moved in with the wench we watched orsum films only, she did the cooking and cleaning and I could go on the computer any time I wanted. True Story.
    Ah, brings back happy memories. However, divorce 11 years later. It wears thin.

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