tTC Recruitment, the other one

[anon]

I think you're an honorary member already, Oleg.

[OlegL]

I think you're an honorary member already, Oleg.

Oh, it's such an honor for me to be a member of this prestigious community.

[LubTheStaringCat]

Can I join the Tool Community (tTC), or am I to normal for that.

[OlegL]

No one is "too normal" for the Tool Community.

[mjmacky]

No one is "too normal" for the Tool Community.

That's not true, I'm banning you from posting in tTC's forums now.

[kallieb]

Getting banned is clearly an honour, and the first no doubt adds to the spechalness of it all, but if tTC is the bottom of the BT barrel what's next? I'm guessing isohunt.

[mjmacky]

Getting banned is clearly an honour, and the first no doubt adds to the spechalness of it all, but if tTC is the bottom of the BT barrel what's next? I'm guessing isohunt.

It's not the bottom, we're totally exclusive and we know people. Also those people know us! Do you know what it's like to be known and to name drop, it's like forgetting to tip the valet and totally getting away with it while driving away in your Maserati. It's like jacking off in front of the maid while telling her she won't get paid if she doesn't keep watching. It's like blowing some dude through a glory hole and jumping out from the wall screaming, "got you, I'm totally not a chick" before he rapes you because he was gay like that and it was the men's bathroom, what a queer.

[anon]

That's not true, I'm banning you from posting in tTC's forums now.

People don't get banned, it goes against Oleg's philosophy.

[mjmacky]

That's not true, I'm banning you from posting in tTC's forums now.

People don't get banned, it goes against Oleg's philosophy.

Welcome to Oleg's Paradox, the next big bulletin board.

edit: switched type of site, so it can directly compete with tehparadox

[megabyteme]

It's not the bottom, we're totally exclusive and we know people. Also those people know us! Do you know what it's like to be known and to name drop, it's like forgetting to tip the valet and totally getting away with it while driving away in your Maserati. It's like jacking off in front of the maid while telling her she won't get paid if she doesn't keep watching. It's like blowing some dude through a glory hole and jumping out from the wall screaming, "got you, I'm totally not a chick" before he rapes you because he was gay like that and it was the men's bathroom, what a queer.

I can tell from your post you are a man of the whirled. It only makes me want to join more. I, too, want to experience jacking a maid while she drives a Maserati through a man's bathroom. What more could anyone want. This is my dream!!! Plz, plz sign me up. I want sooo badly to be a TOOL!

BTW, how are the pre-times? I could NEVER join a site with bad pre-times. They are VERY important to me. I am VERY busy, so I do not have time to wait (some times as long as 6 minutes).


If you swear you have good pre-times, I will donate right now to "help" the site.