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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post

    Blind terror FTW!
    Oops, I've just realised I got the wrong end of the stick. I thought the randiness was caused by watching Newsnight
    A simple mistake or a Feudian slip revealing fantasies of being read the news by Paxman

    Actually that is so bizarre as to be almost infeasible.
    Last edited by Biggles; 08-29-2011 at 10:24 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post

    Oops, I've just realised I got the wrong end of the stick. I thought the randiness was caused by watching Newsnight
    A simple mistake or a Feudian slip revealing fantasies of being read the news by Paxman

    Actually that is so bizarre as to be almost infeasible.
    Hmmmmm! Maybe not the news, but possibly a nice Christopher Hitchens essay before bed...

    I hope the cleaner isn't still there when I get to work tomorrow morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post

    A simple mistake or a Feudian slip revealing fantasies of being read the news by Paxman

    Actually that is so bizarre as to be almost infeasible.
    Hmmmmm! Maybe not the news, but possibly a nice Christopher Hitchens essay before bed...

    I hope the cleaner isn't still there when I get to work tomorrow morning.
    I dread to ask but why?
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
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    Hmmmmm! Maybe not the news, but possibly a nice Christopher Hitchens essay before bed...

    I hope the cleaner isn't still there when I get to work tomorrow morning.
    I dread to ask but why?
    Because all this talk of Paxman is making me feel rapey. And the cleaner is pretty ugly and old. Not that that's stopped me before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post

    I dread to ask but why?
    Because all this talk of Paxman is making me feel rapey. And the cleaner is pretty ugly and old. Not that that's stopped me before.
    A girl has got to do what a girl's got to do. Does he wear those latex gloves? - I can see that adding to your passion.
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    I'd bang the shit out of paxman but only if Sir Trevor McDonald got involved too!1 And at a minimum I'd want moira stewart tickling my balls the whole time!!!

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    She's fugly!
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    Quote Originally Posted by iLOVENZB View Post
    She's fugly!
    No she is not

    Wonder if Squeamous' cleaner has escaped with his life and mop intact.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    A girl has got to do what a girl's got to do. Does he wear those latex gloves? - I can see that adding to your passion.
    How the fuck do you know about my latex glove fetish. Have you been looking at my internets?

    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    No she is not

    Wonder if Squeamous' cleaner has escaped with his life and mop intact.
    He's cowering in the mop closet. Well, I say cowering....occasionally he scratches on the door and begs to be let out. Men aren't what they once were.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    He's cowering in the mop closet. Well, I say cowering....occasionally he scratches on the door and begs to be let out. Men aren't what they once were.
    You mean this?
    http://rt.com/news/hairdresser-turns...ave/?fullstory
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