pepper your angus
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i was gonna watch porn last night (as well as family guy) but my internets went down for some time and so I watched newsnight with jeremy paxman instead. now i want to fuck everything in the office. i could go smash one out in the mens room but its pretty gross in there. And there's three other people that know the code to the server room door and they're all in today.
im going to try and somehow trick our new receptionist into touching my penis with her mouth.... But how
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Masturbation has that effect yes.Originally Posted by assemblee
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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Bread roll - tomato ketchupi was gonna watch porn last night (as well as family guy) but my internets went down for some time and so I watched newsnight with jeremy paxman instead. now i want to fuck everything in the office. i could go smash one out in the mens room but its pretty gross in there. And there's three other people that know the code to the server room door and they're all in today.
im going to try and somehow trick our new receptionist into touching my penis with her mouth.... But how
certain risk attached obviousment
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Poster
Why don't you buy a Paxman mask?
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Blind terror FTW!
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Pessimistic Optimist
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You could tell her that, due to company safty policies, she is required to learn CPR: Cardio Penile Resuscitation. And as an added bonus, you could tell her that refresher courses are required every so often.
No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. — P.J. O'Rourke
Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. — Robert A. Heinlein (1907-1988)
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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The old, "Excuse me, miss...Does this cloth smell like chloroform?" trick. Almost never fails.im going to try and somehow trick our new receptionist into touching my penis with her mouth.... But how
Then, before she wakes up, kick her with moderate pressure in the back of her head, then tell her she shouldn't lean so far back in her chair. Casually mention that others have been fired for acting in such an unsafe manner, and that you won't tell anyone.
She'll think she owes you a favor.
You are welcome.
Last edited by megabyteme; 08-27-2011 at 02:54 AM.
FST Crew
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Apparently it works for janitors, not sure about receptionists.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"
FST Crew
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Backup plan is in that video too.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music"
Poster
Oops, I've just realised I got the wrong end of the stick. I thought the randiness was caused by watching NewsnightBlind terror FTW!
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