Patents.

[NotLettingItGo]

Of course they didn't grant your patent, they took one look at you and thought "No fucking way has he ever had an original thought in his life". So come on who did you steal the idea from?

[megabyteme]

Apple. Apparently ALL ideas of the past 3 decades have originated at Apple. Just ask them...

[mjmacky]

Why does macky get to be the only scientist spreading inanity on here? I want some of the action.

Because I patented it. And just like copyright infringement, you shat all over my patent.

Patents are intellectual property, for which most cases are established so that the ideas can be sold to a larger party that didn't have the creative talent in a timely fashion. The biggest problem is the whole fucking thing is outdated. Nobody wants to move around the old lazy dinosaur.

Other famous patents: Gen. George Patton and Patton Oswalt

[Squeamous]

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[mjmacky]

Photograph of Chris Patten

I don't know who that is in the photo

[Squeamous]

Photograph of Chris Patten

I don't know who that is in the photo

It's ok, I don't know who any of yours are either.

[NotLettingItGo]

...I submitted two patent applications, of which only one was accepted. The first patent was for a form of renewable energy during catalyzed reactions. The second was for a radical and silly cancer treatment concept, that I only submitted as a mockery of the system...

So you openly admit to trolling the patent office, and they granted you the patent... that must make you the "Official FST Lounge Patent Troll"

We need an admin to change his title

[IdolEyes787]

Why does macky get to be the only scientist spreading inanity on here? I want some of the action.

Because I patented it. And just like copyright infringement, you shat all over my patent.

Patents are intellectual property, for which most cases are established so that the ideas can be sold to a larger party that didn't have the creative talent in a timely fashion. The biggest problem is the whole fucking thing is outdated. Nobody wants to move around the old lazy dinosaur.

Other famous patents: Gen. George Patton and Patton Oswalt

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[clocker]

Hey, it's hard to be brief AND inane at the same time.

I don't know, you just managed it.

Because I'm just that good.