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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    PS I had a particularly fruitful afternoon on teh spreadsheets - that was very nearly sex so I think I am in.
    'I just had to.......look at some spreadsheets, play with some numbers, have a coffee and eat a donut' doesn't really have the same ring to it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    PS I had a particularly fruitful afternoon on teh spreadsheets - that was very nearly sex so I think I am in.
    'I just had to.......look at some spreadsheets, play with some numbers, have a coffee and eat a donut' doesn't really have the same ring to it
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    A dystopia song about sex

    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    You had sex with yourself didn't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    You had sex with yourself didn't you?
    I prefer to think of it as with someone I care about
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    You had sex with yourself didn't you?
    I prefer to think of it as with someone I care about
    If you lie on your arm first until it goes numb, it's not really you...
    Last edited by Artemis; 09-08-2011 at 09:18 PM.

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    im about six hours off now, does it count if its with your misses? and you made an attempt to seem interested but really had one eye the TV watching the film Face-Off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    im about six hours off now, does it count if its with your misses? and you made an attempt to seem interested but really had one eye the TV watching the film Face-Off?
    No, relationship sex doesn't count.

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    im off out Saturday night, I'll try and obtain some of the other kind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    im off out Saturday night, I'll try and obtain some of the other kind
    'Try' being the operative word. Last time you 'tried' you ended up with a couple of lesbians who deserted you in the middle of nowhere.

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