If you just had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.....

[Squeamous]

[megabyteme]

Well, this thread is certainly burning up, isn't it? Just shows the demographic of FST is 3000 male users who couldn't get laid to save their lives, one British chick with low standards, and Mulder.

[Squeamous]

[Squeamous]

Er, I mean.......hoi! Fuck you!

[Mr. Mulder]

two nights ago and i'd be all over this

[chalice]

Sung to the tune of The Beatle's I've Just Seen A Face.

I've just been to space
And let a bastroid probe my base.
It was all wet.
I'm not a girl you see
And I mistook this goop on me
For sweat.
La la la la la la.

Other worlds have never been
Like this.
That ET took the fucking piss.
I hope space jizz comes out all right
And my poop-deck doesn't glow at night
Like his.
La la la la la la.

Sprawling, it was appalling
But it kept mauling
Penumbral veins.

I might queen a race
Of quantum plankton strings from space.
Or psychic pigs.
My colon might facilitate an ideal microcosmic state
My prostate might gestate a
Boson higgs.
La la la la la la

I'll be calling a sub-space squall in.
If spores start walling my back-up drain.

[Squeamous]

That would probably be a lot more entertaining if I knew what the fuck I've Just Seen a Face went like.

[Artemis]

Sung to the tune of The Beatle's I've Just Seen A Face.

I've just been to space
And let a bastroid probe my base.
It was all wet.
I'm not a girl you see
And I mistook this goop on me
For sweat.
La la la la la la.

Other worlds have never been
Like this.
That ET took the fucking piss.
I hope space jizz comes out all right
And my poop-deck doesn't glow at night
Like his.
La la la la la la.

Sprawling, it was appalling
But it kept mauling
Penumbral veins.

I might queen a race
Of quantum plankton strings from space.
Or psychic pigs.
My colon might facilitate an ideal microcosmic state
My prostate might gestate a
Boson higgs.
La la la la la la

I'll be calling a sub-space squall in.
If spores start walling my back-up drain.

The gas fittings at your house all up to cert ? The house ventilated at all ?

[Biggles]

Sung to the tune of The Beatle's I've Just Seen A Face.

I've just been to space
And let a bastroid probe my base.
It was all wet.
I'm not a girl you see
And I mistook this goop on me
For sweat.
La la la la la la.

Other worlds have never been
Like this.
That ET took the fucking piss.
I hope space jizz comes out all right
And my poop-deck doesn't glow at night
Like his.
La la la la la la.

Sprawling, it was appalling
But it kept mauling
Penumbral veins.

I might queen a race
Of quantum plankton strings from space.
Or psychic pigs.
My colon might facilitate an ideal microcosmic state
My prostate might gestate a
Boson higgs.
La la la la la la

I'll be calling a sub-space squall in.
If spores start walling my back-up drain.

The gas fittings at your house all up to cert ? The house ventilated at all ?

I was rather taken with prostate/Bosun couplet

I have just seen a face is a blast from the past

[Biggles]

PS I had a particularly fruitful afternoon on teh spreadsheets - that was very nearly sex so I think I am in.