Fucking reject's inane threads about nothing

[Artemis]

Ever since rejectOfAllah showed a bit of class in the 9/11 thread I've decided that I like him better than anyone else that post's inane threads about nothing.
Call me fickle.

Hi fickle, actually you might be able to help me out with a problem (well sort of a quandary really). My bellybutton lint is a different color to the clothes I have been wearing. I'm quite concerned about this really and any help would be appreciated. Fanks in advance.

[NotLettingItGo]

...My bellybutton lint is a different color to the clothes I have been wearing....

OMFG!!! You've caught that disease... you need to stop what you're doing right now and rush straight down to the emergency department... you'll be dead by morning otherwise.

[mjmacky]

Hmmm... that's interesting... did it just occur to you that you'd like a thread titled "Fucking incest" or is it a fantasy that you've been harbouring for a while now? ... Were there specific posts you were planning on making about the subject of incest? Explaining your personal experiences of it maybe? Or explaining your personal interest in it? .... I have to know... I'm fascinated by this obsession you have with incest now...

Well, J-dye, firstly I think you might be confused with what the word obsession means. You should have gave me some wiggle room to incest on insist, then obsession it as a label.

Secondly, if you would have permitted me to tangent away from them, you would have found that murder and pedophilia were my true obsessions.

[mjmacky]

might be able to help me out with a problem (well sort of a quandary really). My bellybutton lint is a different color to the clothes I have been wearing. I'm quite concerned about this really and any help would be appreciated. Fanks in advance.

You really should have asked for my help, but you didn't. Therefore, I won't be able to tell you the names of the different dye producing fungi that you've also been plucking out of there. Also, is wool really necessary in NZ?

[NotLettingItGo]

Well, J-dye, firstly I think you might be confused with what the word obsession means. You should have gave me some wiggle room to incest on insist, then obsession it as a label.

Secondly, if you would have permitted me to tangent away from them, you would have found that murder and pedophilia were my true obsessions.

2/10 Must try harder.

[mjmacky]

2/10 Must try harder.

No