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    We get it Les, you have a big cawk.

    FFS you don't have to ram it down everyone's throat, or rub our faces in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    One the senior chaps in a previous job I was in was arrested for the glory hole thing in a pubic toilet. He successfully defended the charges by demonstrating to the judge (not sure of how this was done exactly) that he was too mighty for said hole and therefore the laws of physics forbade the crime having taken place. Result was that although there were the inevitable scurrilous sniggers these were outweighed with envious glances. Fortune favours the brave.
    OK sure, but what about the "it was soft in, soft out" counter argument? Did it not matter due to the doubt? It's like someone who can't pull there fist through the theater cup holder, you would have to show a lack of cognitive skill or relentless stubbornness to pull it off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    One the senior chaps in a previous job I was in was arrested for the glory hole thing in a pubic toilet. He successfully defended the charges by demonstrating to the judge (not sure of how this was done exactly) that he was too mighty for said hole and therefore the laws of physics forbade the crime having taken place. Result was that although there were the inevitable scurrilous sniggers these were outweighed with envious glances. Fortune favours the brave.
    OK sure, but what about the "it was soft in, soft out" counter argument? Did it not matter due to the doubt? It's like someone who can't pull there fist through the theater cup holder, you would have to show a lack of cognitive skill or relentless stubbornness to pull it off.
    No idea - I do know the defence was successful and the implication as reported (with much tittering) in the press at the time was that the member was infeasibly large in relation to the hole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    We get it Les, you have a big cawk.

    FFS you don't have to ram it down everyone's throat, or rub our faces in it.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    One the senior chaps in a previous job I was in was arrested for the glory hole thing in a pubic toilet. He successfully defended the charges by demonstrating to the judge (not sure of how this was done exactly) that he was too mighty for said hole and therefore the laws of physics forbade the crime having taken place. Result was that although there were the inevitable scurrilous sniggers these were outweighed with envious glances. Fortune favours the brave.
    How do we know you he wasn't the one on the receiving end?

    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    you would have to show a lack of cognitive skill or relentless stubbornness to pull it off.
    Is there any other way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    How do we know you he wasn't the one on the receiving end?

    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    you would have to show a lack of cognitive skill or relentless stubbornness to pull it off.
    Is there any other way?
    Hmphh!

    I understand that the other cubicle was occupied by an occifer or something else.

    So it was surprising he wasn't screwed come to think of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    One the senior chaps in a previous job I was in was arrested for the glory hole thing in a pubic toilet. He successfully defended the charges by demonstrating to the judge (not sure of how this was done exactly) that he was too mighty for said hole and therefore the laws of physics forbade the crime having taken place. Result was that although there were the inevitable scurrilous sniggers these were outweighed with envious glances. Fortune favours the brave.
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    We get it Les, you have a big cawk.

    FFS you don't have to ram it down everyone's throat, or rub our faces in it.
    It strikes me, Les, that JP is a master of subtle nuance.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    How do we know you he wasn't the one on the receiving end?



    Is there any other way?
    Hmphh!

    I understand that the other cubicle was occupied by an occifer or something else.

    So it was surprising he wasn't screwed come to think of it.
    For some reason, this evokes the memories of the velociraptors ramming the steel door in the first Jurassic Park. That, and King Kong breaking free before ravaging New York.

    Did the officer get paid leave for post-traumatic stress?
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