Dating sites

[Squeamous]

So, I thought I'd give one a go! I signed up and within minutes I have 2 gentlemen callers named 'Rory' and 'Maxwell' requesting some sort of rendezvous of minds and very probably (solely in fact), more.
I'm a bit scared to look at their profiles though: Rory and Maxwell. They sound like rugby fans and I'm just not into anything kinky. What do you lot think?

[mjmacky]

Dating sites are nice for meeting sluts and penpals

[Artemis]

Dating sites are nice for meeting sluts and penpals

Looks like you've just been pigeonholed Squeams, not sure how you should feel about the classification though

[Squeamous]

Dating sites are nice for meeting sluts and penpals

Looks like you've just been pigeonholed Squeams, not sure how you should feel about the classification though

I'm not really after a penpal

[Biggles]

So, I thought I'd give one a go! I signed up and within minutes I have 2 gentlemen callers named 'Rory' and 'Maxwell' requesting some sort of rendezvous of minds and very probably (solely in fact), more.
I'm a bit scared to look at their profiles though: Rory and Maxwell. They sound like rugby fans and I'm just not into anything kinky. What do you lot think?

I think it is mental although No 1 son carries one of those names but unless the dating site was for lovers of Python (or whatever script he is using at the moment) I doubt it was him. If it was him I would take a book or a computer game.

.....No, it is definitely mental - there has to be a better way and when did you start wearing pink leopard skin (faux obviousment) tops?

[Squeamous]

I think it is mental although No 1 son carries one of those names but unless the dating site was for lovers of Python (or whatever script he is using at the moment) I doubt it was him. If it was him I would take a book or a computer game.

.....No, it is definitely mental - there has to be a better way and when did you start wearing pink leopard skin (faux obviousment) tops?

Apparently Maxwell is black, so probably not your son . Anyway, I'm not interested in the under 25s!

You're probably right. I thought it might be fun but there are a lot of old folk and non-native English speakers on it. Tbh I'm seeing someone anyway, I was just being greedy.

What's wrong with my pink top? Don't you like it?

[Biggles]

What's wrong with my pink top? Don't you like it?

I was always crap at these questions.

errrr It is an interesting departure from your star trek T Shirt?

PS the greedy thing is a tad naughty - non? Or am I being old fashioned?

[Squeamous]

What's wrong with my pink top? Don't you like it?

I was always crap at these questions.

errrr It is an interesting departure from your star trek T Shirt?

Oh I still wear those! Just not on nights out. I saw it in Topshop and simply had to have it darling.

[Biggles]

I was always crap at these questions.

errrr It is an interesting departure from your star trek T Shirt?

Oh I still wear those! Just not on nights out. I saw it in Topshop and simply had to have it darling.

You letting your sister help dress you for your discotheque nights?

[j2k4]

Oh I still wear those! Just not on nights out. I saw it in Topshop and simply had to have it darling.

You letting your sister help dress you for your discotheque nights?

Oh, ffs, Les, just ask her out; what I'd do, I was you.