pepper your angus
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dont mean to cross swords bro:X
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
link us to your profile
ive gotten sex from a dating site, there’s no shame in it. She was a florist. It lasted about three months. She was a bit mental. took it up the bum though, just the once.You found it then
Funnily enough I did start it with '31yo Borg female seeking humanoid male for assimilation. Your distinctiveness will be added to our own'. No, I'm not joking I really did. And I got about 50 fucking messages in 6 hours.
PS. She only took it up the bum once in 3 months? Perhaps if you'd bought her flowers once in a while you insensitive brute....
'The Steelmen'
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interesting thread i suppose it all depends which dating site you join up to. i seem to remember bunny joining one over a year ago . she has not been to this board since. either she is happily loved up or the second theory is far to gruesome.
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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It's sad whatpassesthinks it's humanoid these days...
pepper your angus
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Just look at your self, wearing heels on The Bridge thus disobeying Federation law. What man will have you now!!You found it then
Funnily enough I did start it with '31yo Borg female seeking humanoid male for assimilation. Your distinctiveness will be added to our own'. No, I'm not joking I really did. And I got about 50 fucking messages in 6 hours.
PS. She only took it up the bum once in 3 months? Perhaps if you'd bought her flowers once in a while you insensitive brute....
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It's sad whatpassesthinks it's humanoid these days...
It was very distressing, so I've removed myself. I felt like a widower at a church fete.
Riker?Just look at your self, wearing heels on The Bridge thus disobeying Federation law. What man will have you now!!
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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I'm guessing you would have gotten a similar number of replies (if not from the same members) by posting your current avy. Or Mulders. Or even ziggy's.
en(un)lightened
Flowers?
For what, her bum?
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
an alchemist?
What we're trying to say here is that she would have felt more inclined if she thought her shit smelled like roses?
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