Stuttering Freak Brother Update No.72

[Artemis]

Okay I still don't know to this day why the fuck my cousin drowned himself in the Avon river, he had a great career, the wife, the three kids, the dog and he killed himself by drowning, I mean fuck, it's a slow horrible way to go, and every time I think of it I just think what the fuck??????

[Skweeky]

We need more drama than that.

[Artemis]

[Skweeky]

Chavis, I think you're up for a menthol story like.

[Artemis]

The only real drama I can provide is a link to the horse fucker story in the 20p fred, it's chalice' all-time favorite story apparently.

[chalice]

My uncle did a series of armed robberies in San Francisco over a period of three years amounting to around $300,000. His accomplice got greedy and ended up getting penetrated by gentlemen of an incarcerated demeanour shorty thereafter.

He fled back home to Belfast, leaving behind a family complete with handicapped son, never to return, to die of liver failure at the age of fifty. He was a funny guy, though.

[Skweeky]

I wish we had a 'like' button. Best story ever.

[Skweeky]

Not sure I can top that story chavis, but my great-uncle was the Belgian ambassador in Congo back in the 50's ><

[chalice]

My aunt told the entire family, including her husband and kids that she was dying from cancer. She wasn't. It was a lie. Not only that, but when she was supposed to be going for treatment, she was actually having an affair with some bloke.

All this was eventually exposed and her husband took her back. What a spastic.

[Skweeky]

My uncle once tried to kill his wife with a shotgun