You sure the swelling was in your chest?![]()
My second guess is that you did the dirt with a prison officer named Andy.
He didn't like your hideous faux Scottish accent. Your nipples radiated in opposite directions. Your eyebrows are hedged. Even questioning your questionable family is a questionable act. You taunted the poor fellow with JP's Celtic jersy baby gifts. The blow jobs dried up. The cooking was cramped into Belgian atrocities. The babies looked like you. The babies looked like him. He/you declared himself/yourself an artist/scientist. The babies hate you both/themselves/each other/the whole fucking world. He was a paedophile. He was a wife beater. His mother secretly beat your children. His father did, whilst taking them on boat rides. Your father shat on one of your childrens' faces.
Stop me when I'm getting close.
Sorry to hear all that, Sonja. Honestly.
I hope the kids are alright. You and Gem, too.
It's alright chavis - best to be happy seperately than miserable together![]()
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