Who said that was the alternative? It's very simple. It all hinges on the concept of personal responsibility and having some small iota of self control - you can have the abortion by all means but how about a condom? That works too. Mind you, I suppose in America you guys pay for your abortions so if you want to use them as contraception at least it's got nothing to do with anyone but you.
Look I'm sorry, I'm just a little sensitive about abortion right now. My best friend stayed over with her boyfriend back in January, and rather than use the sofa bed provided, she chose to let the useless fucktard impregnate her on my one and only prized possession: my pimp chairDSCN2144.jpgI wouldn't mind her using my pimp chair as some sort of fertility stool if she hadn't already let him inseminate her in December. At least then she had the decency to abort the abomination herself using a cocktail of speed and alcohol. This time if took her fucking months to make her mind up, and the whole time my chair wasn't sure if it was a fertility chair or an abortion chair. An answer finally came around March when she finally had it flushed out, and thus my cool, awesome chair played a pivotal role in a senseless display of fuckwittery. It's never quite regained its composure, as I'm sure you can tell.
Last edited by Squeamous; 06-11-2012 at 10:59 PM.
Oh I know the one. That still happens to a lesser degree I think, although anyone suggesting such a thing in the run-up to Romania's inclusion into the European Union was called a horrible racist and told to be quiet.
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