4 points on my driving license

[megabyteme]

"I was watching the way you drive park, and I just don't like it".

Fixed.

[mjmacky]

Pulling straight into the spot in a hatchback is a big nono. This is how Texans park:

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[IdolEyes787]

That picture clearly isn't from Texas as there's no gun rack.

[IdolEyes787]

Also to a Texan that truck is a compact.

[mjmacky]

Also to a Texan that truck is a compact.

I believe compact in Texas means you drive a non-Suburban SUV

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[mjmacky]

All the red states are the same anyway, you can interchange them with poor intelligence, oversized vehicles, racism... it's just that their funny accents are slightly different from each other.

[megabyteme]

That picture clearly isn't from Texas as there's no gun rack.

I'm guessing he just keeps his rifle handy resting on the seat. If he has a passenger, they can hold it on their lap.

There is also the likelihood that he took it in the store with him. While this may concern people in other states (pun in there, I think), it won't raise any notice unless he shoots someone. As long as it remains a one-on-one shootout, patrons will take cover until its over, then resume shopping. The legal standard for a "Justifiable" shooting is substantially lower in Texas (than say Iraq), and store managers are authorized deputized to make determinations on the spot. Town folk Shoppers are frequently asked things like "Who drew first?", "Did the dead guy have right-of-way with his cart?", and the all-important "Did he look like he was fixin' to stir up trouble?"

[brotherdoobie]

I currently make less than most Mexicans. I'm on par with Chineses and Indians.

Maybe a mod could just arbitrarily warn the Texan sympathizer because he is overcome by mayonnaise when reading his posts.

How did you manage to write such a fucked up sentence?


-doobs

[mjmacky]

I currently make less than most Mexicans. I'm on par with Chineses and Indians.

Maybe a mod could just arbitrarily warn the Texan sympathizer because he is overcome by mayonnaise when reading his posts.

How did you manage to write such a fucked up sentence?


-doobs

If it may ease the hurting in your head, it was worded that way in particular with intentions. Among these include a hidden jab and a bit of fun on my part.

If you are interested in further elaboration, you could probably point out which 1 sentence you'd like to address (since you quoted 3).

[brotherdoobie]

You're correct, sir. I should have replied: "How did you manage to write such a fucked up paragraph?"

My bad.


-doobs