Time Travel Now Possible!

[Quarterquack]

I knew about this story two weeks before the author wrote it, which is proof in itself.

We call that TheFoX News around here...

Only if it's inaccurate, though!

[mjmacky]

Just to clarify, the "speed of light" usually refers to how fast the massless radiation travels in a complete vacuum. Also, the implication stated in the thread title is a bit idiotic. Clearly they're just trying to figure out make your internet go faster.

[harrydresden]

walk in and out of a black hole. You ll have travelled through time.

[mjmacky]

walk in and out of a black hole. You ll the broken down components that used to be your body will have travelled through time.

/fixed

[Quarterquack]

create a vehicle that accelerates to a speed fast enough to reach one of the dozen known black holes in our known galaxy, defeat time by simply boarding said vehicle, reach black hole 60 years later, feeling like a 59 year old man, walk in and out of a into the black hole. You ll have travelled through time died.

/properly fixed.

[mjmacky]

create a vehicle that accelerates to a speed fast enough to reach one of the dozen known black holes in our known galaxy, defeat time by simply boarding said vehicle, reach black hole 60 years later, feeling like a 59 year old man, walk in and out of a into the black hole. You ll have travelled through time died.

/properly fixed.

Hey now, inventing technology defeats the purpose of a hypothetical. Also, died may be a little too relative; all we knoww that Enron Hubbard is waiting for us on the other side.

edit: post not edited, fuck I'm tired

[IdolEyes787]

If I could travel through time I would prevent the invention of the internet just so this thread would go away.
Overreaction you say? Not according to my theory of relativity.

[megabyteme]

create a vehicle that accelerates to a speed fast enough to reach one of the dozen known black holes in our known galaxy, defeat time by simply boarding said vehicle, reach black hole 60 years later, feeling like a 59 year old man, walk in and out of a into the black hole. You ll have travelled through time died.

/properly fixed.

Undoubtedly, said vehicle will look something like this...

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[mjmacky]

I wouldn't mind seeing that vehicle accelerate towards a black hole