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    Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 22:42
    What do I get?

    Jonno B)
    Hearing your stories, you get enough!!!

    But if you want one for your girl, i can send you one too!!!

    But beware, it's tough competition!!!

    VibyYogi

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    No no, I have plenty of competion now..........carrots, cucumbers etc And washing machines

    But what do I get?

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    Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 22:53
    No no, I have plenty of competion now..........carrots, cucumbers etc And washing machines

    But what do I get?

    Jonno B)
    What do you want???

    Yogi

    Ahh, i found it for you!!!!


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    Nah, I got one of them

    How about a blowup Hula Girl

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    Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 23:06
    Nah, I got one of them

    How about a blowup Hula Girl

    Jonno B)
    Bwah!! You missfit!!


    You're no fun playing with!!

    Asked the mods here for my IP, huh??

    I give you this one!!!



    Description: When he builds, he uses plenty of wood. He's built, he's buff, he's gonna drive his nail here it's needed! Includes hefty 8" dong and inflatable hunk with 2 love passages.


    That should blow your mind!!!

    HulaYogi

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    IP's searches are wonderful things, you're a perv in a lot of forums, not just here, but I had to get a translater for those

    So can I unlock your account?............Are you gonna be a good boy

    As for the Bloke doll............got one of them too ............I'm quite suprised at the "hefty 8" dong", considering I'm only just short of that I always considered it normal....small actually

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    Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 23:17
    IP's searches are wonderful things, you're a perv in a lot of forums, not just here, but I had to get a translater for those  

    So can I unlock your account?............Are you gonna be a good boy

    As for the Bloke doll............got one of them too   ............I'm quite suprised at the "hefty 8" dong", considering I'm only just short of that I always considered it normal....small actually

    Jonno B)
    you're a perv in a lot of forums,
    Huh? Perv?? ME????
    Where??

    So can I unlock your account?............Are you gonna be a good boy
    Yeah, make it SG aswell and i'll introduce myself properly one time.

    Just felt like pulling a prank. Should've used a remote emailadress, stupid me!!!


    I'm quite suprised at the "hefty 8" dong", considering I'm only just short of that I always considered it normal....small actually
    When girls say it's "okay...", it's not..........

    Believe me, 7 1/2 will do the "job"........



    15Inch-Yogi

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    Where did you ever get the idea that 8" was normal/small????? What are you comparing to? Just guys in porn I bet

    The truth? Average is more like 5-6" And not all girls are looking for 12", a lot of us run from that... again... were not all quite so stretched as girls in porn...

    So what are you complaining about? Besides... I think enough of us ladies have assured you that there's absolutely nothing wrong with yours... in fact, some of us rather admire it

    Oh... and you just had to tell about the washing machine didn't you??? Well at least you didn't mention the tractor... DOH!!

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    Ok dude, no hard.................feelings............erm.........you know what I mean Nice prank you had us hunting you down, if I had'nt found out it was you things could have got nasty


    So 7.1/2 will do ok, glad about that cos I've never been told before

    erm............15Inch??............Something tells me you're related to John Holmes, his BIG brother?

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