The Hump & Squeeze

[Yogi]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 November 2003 - 21:10
I never said I was ashamed, sheesh how you ever known me to be ashamed of anything

Well I guess it depends really, where I am, what I'm looking at, what I'm thinking about, how I feel, how many times I've aready had some sort of sex that day etc etc.......

I always found a good aproach is to hook your hand under the helmet and move very little and gradually work your way up to more movement until you have a full stretch the full length, sometimes 2 hands can be fun too with your little finger hooked under your scrotem allowing the testicals to move with the same motion.............Ok I think this is Waaaaaaaaaay too much info

Jonno B)

Never enough info on this subject.
Specially from an expert like you.

To reward your "sharing":

MONKEY GRIP

This one is great if you like to massage your scrotum with one hand while you masturbate with the other. If you're right-handed, instead of holding your scrotum from the left side, cross your wrists (left wrist on top) so you're grabbing your scrotum from the right side. You may have to bend your body to the right to get the best position. If you've never done this before, it will feel like someone else is holding your scrotum. Tip: As you masturbate with the other hand, press your fingertips and thumb into the cracks between your scrotum and each thigh, and gently massage those areas with slow, rhythmic movements.



Good luck!!

[Mr. Mulder]

There's a scary amount of info in this thread

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yeah the monkey grip ..............You should try tying some string round the base and scrotem...............oooo that will enhance the end result

Hey, what ya mean Expert

You asked............I replied

Jonno B)

[Yogi]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 November 2003 - 22:15
Yeah the monkey grip ..............You should try tying some string round the base and scrotem...............oooo that will enhance the end result

Hey, what ya mean Expert

You asked............I replied

Jonno B)

Hey, what ya mean Expert

Well, then, aren't you??

As are a lot around here. Just not as informative as us.........

I know about the "string". That's also known as cockring.
Mostly used by......















Gays.........

Mmmm, Jonno, i feel another confession coming..........

[JONNO_CELEBS]

You want to confess to being gay? ..........Ok

Most days

To be honest, why would that be mostly used by gays?...........Is'nt it because most men just go for "A quick bang" rather than a sexual experience? B)

Besides, have you tried it?...........Whoa

Jonno B)

[Yogi]

You want to confess to being gay? ..........Ok

Uhhm ehhh, wait, i ask my girlfriend........
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.....she says i don't have to confess the obvious, WTF????

To be honest, why would that be mostly used by gays?...........Is'nt it because most men just go for "A quick bang" rather than a sexual experience? B)

And "their" penetration maybe needs some more "convincement" sometimes...??

Besides, have you tried it?...........Whoa

Yes, i have.
Bought it together with my girl in a gay leatherstore in the red light district(our favorite shopping area, best restaurants, best shops, best "coffeeshops".....) in Amsterdam. I even tried it on in their changingroom......
Quite the experience......

Yogi P.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@SG.......Bought one?..........I just used a shoelace ...........And believe me, my penetration never needs "convincement" anyway, YOU were the one asking ME how I wank

@Mathea......I have no probs talking about it, I don't go into porn shops, it's cheaper online

Lets see.....Liquid Silk is good, erm......a penis vibe is great while having intercourse .........and for some bizzarre reason I have this bottle of cream stuff that you rub on your nads and they cold burn, which stimulates a heavy orgasm, but the bottle has no label and I got it as a free gift with my first order, it's good tho, also Amol Nitrate is a mad orgasm too

Jonno B)

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Mathea+12 November 2003 - 23:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mathea @ 12 November 2003 - 23:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@12 November 2003 - 21:57
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I know about the "string". That&#39;s also known as cockring.
Mostly used by......















Gays.........

Well, I just wantd to correct your statement. Cockrings are not mainly a "gay" thing........ in fact, I do believe more straight men buy them.... you just dont realize it bc so many ppl are hung up about talkin bout their sex lives.... but theres no hidin from the porn store, so I see what everyone buys&#33; mwahahahahahaha

ok, thats all [/b][/quote]
Thanks for that correction.

you just dont realize it bc so many ppl are hung up about talkin bout their sex lives....

I do realise that.
That&#39;s why i make threads like this.
It&#39;s not your random -let&#39;s do another thread about sex&get much views- thing i&#39;m doing here. It&#39;s the interaction i&#39;m after, resulting in hopefully some more understanding for eachother....pppfffff&#33;&#33;
And the weebit of humor makes it easier to acces.

It&#39;s not from people&#39;s statements i have those figures.....
But where i&#39;m from it&#39;s wellknown they&#39;re used more "openly" in the gay-scene.....

Did you ever try??
Yogi

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by Mathea@12 November 2003 - 16:59
but theres no hidin from the porn store, so I see what everyone buys&#33; mwahahahahahaha

LMAO - how is work these days? Have you sold the she male blow up yet???? You still owe me JellyPantz @ work pics&#33;&#33;&#33;

@ Jonno... no, you definitely don&#39;t have problems talking about sex...

@ SG - Mathea is a female, so it&#39;s doubtful she would have tried a cockring

[TheDave]

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