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  1. 11-12-2003, 10:24 PM #31
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    Originally posted by NikkiD@12 November 2003 - 22:13

    LMAO - how is work these days? Have you sold the she male blow up yet????


    Cool...........have to get me one of them

    @ Jonno... no, you definitely don't have problems talking about sex...
    You noticed huh? .............Lick

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  3. 11-12-2003, 10:34 PM Lounge   -   #32
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    Jonno wrote:
    @SG.......Bought one?..........I just used a shoelace
    I know but a shoestring will....ahum, well, let's say strangle your d*** too much if not applied with caution.

    There are plastic thingys you can adjust, but they work like shit when it gets juicy and that's....well, you know it.

    Haven't used any of them for ages though, since i'm on this second youth thingy, feeling 18 in 44-year old body......

    And believe me, my penetration never needs  "convincement"
    From any other poster i would say: prove it.
    In your case i say: Don't. So many statements about your virility in this lounge can't be a lie......


    ...Amol Nitrate .....
    That says: YOU CONNAISSEUR!!!!!
    Try holding that orgasm......(while getting ....)

    It's fun having you around, here, Amigo!!
    Thanks for that!!

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  5. 11-12-2003, 10:34 PM Lounge   -   #33
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    Noticed? Jonno, you might as well have SEX tattooed to your forehead... it's always on your mind anyway Not that that's a bad thing...
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  7. 11-12-2003, 10:45 PM Lounge   -   #34
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    Originally posted by SensualGardening@12 November 2003 - 22:34




    It's fun having you around, here, Amigo!!
    Thanks for that!!

    Yogi
    Well thats very kind of you to say, you may not have noticed me before these last few weeks, I've laways been shy and quiet

    ...Amol Nitrate .....
    That says: YOU CONNAISSEUR!!!!!
    Try holding that orgasm......(while getting ....)
    Yeah bit of a mind blower, I did'nt find out til after using it several times that you're just suppose to leave it evapourating, I was sniffing it ..........in the words of LOD

    AHHHHHHHHH WHAAAAAAT A RUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHH

    As for the proof..........already done that ...........Got wrong for it, but I done it .........You mean you missed it?

    @Nikki.........No I hav'nt.......I think about a lot of things............erm..........like.......erm.........Pistons .............Ok you got me there .........Your fault most of the time tho

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  9. 11-12-2003, 10:48 PM Lounge   -   #35
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    My fault? My fault?!? Is it my fault the conversation turns to sex whenever you or I is around?

    Stop sticking your tongue out at me!!! I'll have to come over there and... you back!!
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  11. 11-12-2003, 11:00 PM Lounge   -   #36
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    Well bring it on girl.............I can handle you..........take you there an back I will ................You wont walk for a week

    Is that too far?

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  13. 11-12-2003, 11:02 PM Lounge   -   #37
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    Yeah bit of a mind blower, I did'nt find out til after using it several times that you're just suppose to leave it evapourating, I was sniffing it ..........in the words of LOD
    You should sniff it!! That's the fun part. Evaporating is for pussy's and you can't smoke...
    But nowadays it's ILLEGAL in holland(true!! holland is the chemical-drug-makka of the world and they ban this neat booster. But it can be dangerous!! Having cardiac problems you better not...

    And.....holding your breath for a while can be quite nice!!

    And.....wah, can't give it all away at once, don't you think??

    You mean you missed it?
    Are you crazy, stayed online for days in a row to catch it.
    All the excitement when you revealed...sigh, sigh.......
    My girl gives you a B+!!
    Me being an A, naturally!!!!!!

    SEX tattooed to your forehead
    NiikiD makes it allways sound so nice, cuddly, cutypie naughtyboy, YOU!!!
    Tickle me some more!!




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  15. 11-12-2003, 11:04 PM Lounge   -   #38
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    I won&#39;t walk for a week? Just remember Jonno... I was a gymnast/ballerina for 12 years...

    Too far? Not even close yet...
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    @SG...........She gave me a B+??...........Ahhh, she&#39;s a regular at specsavers

    Yeah I never actually left it evap, take a wiff and liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiift .......in more ways than one .........can also help for going round the 4th time

    @Nikki.........Hmmmm.........reheheheheally B) .........So you reckon you can wear me out huh.........babe.........remeber it was YOU that named me Studly B)
    But I&#39;d have a damn good go ............and not getting close huh, you really want me to see how far I can push it.......considering how well you know me, is that a good idea

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  19. 11-12-2003, 11:22 PM Lounge   -   #40
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