The Hump & Squeeze

[Yogi]

@SG..........Oh yeah............but that works much much better when done by someone else..........but very nice  ............and works even better with a tounge running round the tip 

Yep!!! I'm in the lucky department of knowing that......

I would say that you are copying and pasting these..........why don't you tell us your own techniques ya wuss    And when are you and me getting together for a session? 

I never masturbated.........
I find it repulsive and for frustrated loners.
And for what???
Some itching and a teasppon of sticky stuff!!


Okay, okay, i tried it once or twice when i was young, but that's it.
I'm just doing these topics to show what a bunch of pervs this board is filled with!!!
You may be stupid enough to tell your tail, but i'm very closed on the subject.......




Okay, okay!!
I indulge on it vere, very rarely, but when i do it myself( ), i'm quite boring;
good portion of lube and nice long strokes and meanwhile i say: oooohhh, aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!! Uuuuhhhh!!!!
Faster strokes.
Iiiihhhh, yeah!!!!

Flatsh!!!




Yogi

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Cinvicted by your own contience

So you're boring on your own huh............dude, any sort of sex, alone, with someone, with several people (which is lots of fun ) it should never be rushed or boring

So we've sorta killed this thread now huh

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

I remember having boring sex though

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Thats very unfortunite Skweeky ...........Don't think I have ever found it boring.........not that I remember anyway

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

Hehe, thanks Mathea, but I already have two of them and a great erm lover too

[NikkiD]

Probably best not to do it now Mathea...

Hey, did you ever use the "Hey, does anyone back here own a (insert car model here)? If so, you left your lights on..."

Hehehe

[Rat Faced]

OOooooo...

My 3 favourite pervs together..

Hi girls..

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Mathea...........Babe........I have seen it all, absolutly NOTHING can shock me......you name it, I've seen it And I have no inhabitions about anything..........ask me............tell me...........whatever.........I'm just weird ...........ask Nikki about the 80's

@RF.........I'm not a girl..............do I need to prove it?

Jonno B)

[Rat Faced]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@13 November 2003 - 19:18
@Mathea...........Babe........I have seen it all, absolutly NOTHING can shock me......you name it, I've seen it And I have no inhabitions about anything..........ask me............tell me...........whatever.........I'm just weird ...........ask Nikki about the 80's

@RF.........I'm not a girl..............do I need to prove it?

Jonno B)

Your not one of my favourite pervs....

My favs are all woman

[JONNO_CELEBS]

But RF, I thought we had something special..........I've always had a thing for your cheeks............so come on dude..........Spread em.......ya mother did

Ok thats a joke, no offence ok The mother bit I mean

@Mathea.........I've seen something like that on film, not nice.........but bloody funny..........can't remember what it's called but when you got a guy laying down and a girl.........erm............having the squits in his mouth.........thats just............just...........yeah

Jonno B)