Mods.Originally posted by mother fucking cum slurper@12 November 2003 - 20:27
Sorry i'm so dumb, i couldn't even cum up with a better name then Octopussy
But you all already saw that
You gotta love 'm!!!!!!
Mods.Originally posted by mother fucking cum slurper@12 November 2003 - 20:27
Sorry i'm so dumb, i couldn't even cum up with a better name then Octopussy
But you all already saw that
You gotta love 'm!!!!!!
This has got to be the funniest thread ever!!!
Great wanking advice lads!!!! (or ladies)
You just triggered my [let's make this even juicier] button.Originally posted by BILLY-THE-FISH@12 November 2003 - 20:44
This has got to be the funniest thread ever!!!
Great wanking advice lads!!!! (or ladies)
ULTIMATE MASTURBATION FLUID
Mix together the following ingredients:
1 teaspoon baby oil
2 tablespoons Vaseline Intensive Care hand lotion
2 tablespoons facial cream (cold cream, etc.)
3 tablespoons aloe vera (the green stuff) 1 tablespoon Campho-Phenique canker-sore-numbing ointment (optional)
Get in the shower, and smear some of the fluid all over your penis and scrotum or anywhere else you want. Then get some more and put it all over your hands. Use the grip that makes you most comfortable, and enjoy. This is not something to try without being in the shower, as it can get messy.
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At your stirvice,
Yogi
Are you trying to say you thought I would have been here sooner?Originally posted by SensualGardening@12 November 2003 - 18:33
Ahh, welcome, Jonno!!
Finally.
Tell us about your ways, please.
Also the ones with help.
Maybe some graphics........
Yogi
Ok the best technique I found when on your own is.....................
.heh, you really think I'm gonna tell you
Jonno B)
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Hey, I posted in this thread and now it's gone (It wasn't a good post but but still, and i know it was up cuz' I presssed backspace and then it was in the thread).
I'm going slightly mad!
Sorry i deleted all replies on a deleted post from Octosh*t and by that your replies had no use, he's gone with this name... and if he continues i think he will have problems accessing internet soonOriginally posted by SnnY@12 November 2003 - 19:59
Hey, I posted in this thread and now it's gone (It wasn't a good post but but still, and i know it was up cuz' I presssed backspace and then it was in the thread).
I'm going slightly mad!
Well this thread can make you go blind Sunny
Actually that is true about maturbation making you blind..........I nearly shot me eye out once
Jonno B)
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Sorry i deleted all replies on a deleted post from Octosh*t and by that your replies had no use, he's gone with this name... and if he continues i think he will have problems accessing internet soon [/b][/quote]Originally posted by jetje+12 November 2003 - 20:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jetje @ 12 November 2003 - 20:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@12 November 2003 - 19:59
Hey, I posted in this thread and now it's gone (It wasn't a good post but but still, and i know it was up cuz' I presssed backspace and then it was in the thread).
I'm going slightly mad!
Ah, thnx jetje, it was a bit confusing
Yes, i do..heh, you really think I'm gonna tell you
All "healthy" men do it. Wankin', that is.
Now, we as experienced men should lead the way for all the struggling youngsters here.
And this place is about sharing, isn't it??
And don't tell me you're ashamed about?????
So,.........Come On!!
MYTH:
Masturbation is for kids.
FACT:
Masturbation is for everyone — teenagers and adults. In fact, most adults masturbate. Even most males who have been married for 10 years or more masturbate regularly, some nearly as often as when they were teens.
I never said I was ashamed, sheesh how you ever known me to be ashamed of anything
Well I guess it depends really, where I am, what I'm looking at, what I'm thinking about, how I feel, how many times I've aready had some sort of sex that day etc etc.......
I always found a good aproach is to hook your hand under the helmet and move very little and gradually work your way up to more movement until you have a full stretch the full length, sometimes 2 hands can be fun too with your little finger hooked under your scrotem allowing the testicals to move with the same motion.............Ok I think this is Waaaaaaaaaay too much info
Jonno B)
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