Murses.

[mjmacky]

to entertain myself

I more picture your reaction to your posts as self-loathing or self-mutilating. I also picture you having a big angry grin most of the time you suffer through FST postings. Now that I ponder upon it, this doesn't resonate as a very pleasant experience for you, which prompts me to ask, why are you here Idol? FST time is better spent watching Louie until it is consumed once.

[Artemis]

Of course it could snow in Hell tomorrow so I might be wrong.

How is hell btw ? Found any good slopes and are you a skier or more of a snowboarder/poser ?

[megabyteme]

I live in Heck. It's a suburb of Hell, and it's just raining here.

Yep, just another day of goats' blood and kittens' tears. At least the weatherman called it accurately.

Tomorrow calls for a 99.9% chance of squid ink and whale piss.

[Quarterquack]

Spending your life being the butt of so many jokes ,I can understand why you may have lost your appreciation of what is truly funny.
Also basically I only post here to entertain myself so funny to anyone else or not ,hardly my concern.

Btw strange thing is I could wake up tomorrow and say something funny but I think there is considerably less chance of waking up tomorrow and not being an insufferable wank.
Of course it could snow in Hell tomorrow so I might be wrong.

Your third sentence lacked me as a subject, unless you intended to call yourself an "insufferable wank".
Also, your third sentence used "insufferable" when "unsufferable" was the actual word you should have used.

At least if you're going to entertain yourself, you could do it in a quality conscious manner. Unless you think your audience of concern won't understand the importance of proper diction in the delivery of humor. But then we'd be dabbling in a lot of schizophrenic philosophies, and I'd rather keep things simple.

[megabyteme]

I can't help but think, "What a proper diction".

[Quarterquack]

Dabbling is a word. Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?

[megabyteme]

The basis for EVERY on of my posts over the past 4 hours is the fact that I have had exactly zero hours of sleep, and have 2 sick (read snotty nose wipes every 5-7 minutes each) 20 month olds.

I'm rummy. I meant no edge to my post at all, Arnold.

[mjmacky]

I figure now is the time to show my murse. I just captured the light that reflects off of it with this contraption that allows me to talk with living other spirits (who are not required to be in my vicinity to do so).

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[Quarterquack]

So, I just learnt a few things about you.

One, you are on some serious medications. Why else would they have a cap that's so close to a shade of red?
Two you play Sudoku, which makes me better than you since I prefer Chess.
Three, you use a telephone that was outdated in 1675, have failed to connect your ethernet cable (oh, you chemists, you), and yet somehow manage to pick leather for your murse.

It's like your wife picked it for you, since it's the only thing on that desk that doesn't scream "dinosaur".

Way to be contemporary. Lipstick in there to go with the rest of your meterosexualism?

[megabyteme]

As an attempt at total disclosure, I used to carry a similar bag around my waist when I delivered pizzas. The bag was designed as a holster, but I quickly realized that many people were on to the fanny-pack holster, so I carried my 45 H&K USP Compact (sadly, I sold it in order to fail at a PC repair start-up) on my right hand side with an in-the-waistband holster. The last thing I wanted was to have someone surprise me with a weapon, and demand the fanny-pack carrying both the money, AND my loaded 45.

Never shot anyone, but I did have one guy shove a toy gun (looked real except the disc at the end of it) an inch from my face as a joke. Ha ha, I had my hand on my real gun and had already flipped the thumb safety off. There were a few tense seconds as I made THE decision. Lucky for him, I took one last glance and saw the orange "toy identifier" disc that keeps cops from shooting kids. I did, however, call the cops and told them that I had a valid concealed carry permit, and had very nearly shot the guy for his prank. I'm not certain what happened to the guy, but they NEVER ordered again. I think he must have gotten the "message"...

True story. Don't mess with the pizza guy. (At our store, about 30% of us carried at any given time.)