Murses.

[Quarterquack]

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Bringing the McDonald's incident to your doorstep: MBM'S Pizzeria.

[IdolEyes787]

Your third sentence lacked me as a subject, unless you intended to call yourself an "insufferable wank".
Also, your third sentence used "insufferable" when "unsufferable" was the actual word you should have used.

If you are going to pretend you know something it helps if the other person is as clueless as you.

[IdolEyes787]

So, I just learnt a few things about you.

One, you are on some serious medications. Why else would they have a cap that's so close to a shade of red?
Two you play Sudoku, which makes me better than you since I prefer Chess.
Three, you use a telephone that was outdated in 1675, have failed to connect your ethernet cable (oh, you chemists, you), and yet somehow manage to pick leather for your murse.

You're like a internet Sherlock Holmes if Sherlock Holmes only stated the obvious and was annoying as fuck.

[megabyteme]

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Bringing the McDonald's incident to your doorstep: MBM'S Pizzeria.

[Artemis]

So, I just learnt a few things about you.

One, you are on some serious medications. Why else would they have a cap that's so close to a shade of red?
Two you play Sudoku, which makes me better than you since I prefer Chess.
Three, you use a telephone that was outdated in 1675, have failed to connect your ethernet cable (oh, you chemists, you), and yet somehow manage to pick leather for your murse.

You're like a internet Sherlock Holmes if Sherlock Holmes only stated the obvious and was annoying as fuck.

But I (as an internet Dr. Watson and therefore only sycophantic) also noticed that mjmacky hasn't fucking heard of adblockplus yet, yet has amongst his reading materials a Wiley operating system bible (I just can't tell which one ).
From this I deduce that mjmacky is either computer literate but lazy, or has a strange fetish for irritating adverts ?

[Quarterquack]

You're like a internet Sherlock Holmes if Sherlock Holmes only stated the obvious and was annoying as fuck.

I didn't realize the Sherlock Holmes universe had any black characters. Who does that make you?

P.S. Add racist to your list of qualities that you accredit to me.
P.P.S. What was Sherlock's view on slavery? I mean clearly he dragged Watson around like a bitch*.

But I (as an internet Dr. Watson and therefore only sycophantic) also noticed that mjmacky hasn't fucking heard of adblockplus yet, yet has amongst his reading materials a Wiley operating system bible (I just can't tell which one ).
From this I deduce that mjmacky is either computer literate but lazy, or has a strange fetish for irritating adverts ?

It's probably Wiley's analytical chemistry or organic chemistry. You're giving him too much credit to be reading more material than he has given us reason to believe he reads. So, yes, as *my apprentice, you have skipped the obvious yet again, Watson.

[Artemis]

But I (as an internet Dr. Watson and therefore only sycophantic) also noticed that mjmacky hasn't fucking heard of adblockplus yet, yet has amongst his reading materials a Wiley operating system bible (I just can't tell which one ).
From this I deduce that mjmacky is either computer literate but lazy, or has a strange fetish for irritating adverts ?

It's probably Wiley's analytical chemistry or organic chemistry. You're giving him too much credit to be reading more material than he has given us reason to believe he reads. So, yes, as *my apprentice, you have skipped the obvious yet again, Watson.

Well I knew it was a stretch but then chances of me recognising a chemistry reference are fairly slim unless someone physically struck me with the tome. This does not however change the deduction......

[mjmacky]

As a critical note, this photo was taken in my lab, it should bring many other things into context that have seemed to lead to some baffling conclusions.

One, you are on some serious medications. Why else would they have a cap that's so close to a shade of red?

My system of reordering chemicals, I leave the empty bottles on my desk. That right there is a bottle of tertbutylammonium perchlorate from Sigma-Aldrich (the company commonly employs the use of red caps). mfcd00038722.png

Two you play Sudoku, which makes me better than you since I prefer Chess.

I too do play Sudoku, like you would do, who knew? Chess would require a board, pieces, another person interested in playing Chess, and I'm short on another person (as well as all the other things).

Three, you use a telephone that was outdated in 1675, have failed to connect your ethernet cable (oh, you chemists, you), and yet somehow manage to pick leather for your murse.

This is true about the phone, it appears to have been installed at the same time the building was constructed. The "new" ones don't really look that much better, inhibiting my willingness to break it and put in a work order for a new one. As far as the 10/100 ethernet, I had just gotten back from a meeting and was still connected via WiFi, so no issues there (and nothing clever to say about it, I even bored me with that one).

leather... meterosexualism

This was not only my choice, but had been the object of my hunt for several weeks. If you might recall, prior to my acquisition of the very sexy murse you see there, I carried around a cardboard can (I commonly refer to it as a tin can). Do to the insane feeling I get when rubbing my fingertips against certain surfaces, like that of a polyester bag, the replacement/upgrade HAD to be leather. My reaction to certain textures is akin to the typical reaction to nails on chalkboards, except multiplied 10 times, and usually with physical convulsions/violent movements. I scoured countless retail outlets, kiosks, mall shops, until I came across one specialty leather store (all things leather). It was there that manbag and I first met, frolicked in the open areas between merchandise stands, caressed each others hides, etc. Ours is an affection superceding man-wallet, woman-purse, and chavis-gnome dynamics. The clarity of a nearly opaque bathroom window would reveal more to those peaking inside than the layers of struggle and emotion our love dwells within. I impugn thee, to search the lexicon or the creative wordsmith leasing space in your own imagination to label the love between myself and my manbag.

[mjmacky]

I had a valid concealed carry permit

Considering how these other piranhas jumped on to personal details, I'm kind of surprised you didn't shoot me in the face. This isn't an attempt to assess your character as it is to point out the contrast in the atmosphere. So, was it a polyester bag?

[mjmacky]

It's probably Wiley's analytical chemistry or organic chemistry. You're giving him too much credit to be reading more material than he has given us reason to believe he reads. So, yes, as *my apprentice, you have skipped the obvious yet again, Watson.

Well I knew it was a stretch but then chances of me recognising a chemistry reference are fairly slim unless someone physically struck me with the tome. This does not however change the deduction......

It is similar to what Darth said, it relates to Chemistry Education, it's older and currently serves as a paperweight. I don't read much of anything beyond journal articles and things I can read off a computer/phone screen.

And about adblocking, I run chrome as my no frills browser, no addons or alterations. Firefox carries my customized tastes.