Murses.

[mjmacky]

I already know I've done it wrong, maybe it'll get better by middle age.

There's some wishful thinking...

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Depends on your outlook on a freefall.

[Squeamous]

Adult life is the best thing I've ever done. You must be doing it wrong.

I already know I've done it wrong, maybe it'll get better by middle age.

It probably will. By that time your life's work to alphabetise the content of the chemical cupboard at work will be complete, and you'll start pitching your next big challenge to publishers: 1001 Ways To Make Ramen Interesting. Plus, your wife will have finally perfected the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, which will be a blessed relief for you at social gatherings (provided you wake up before you soil yourself). There's also growing a ponytail, embarrassing yourself with a much younger woman, buying a motorbike and your children leaving home to look forward to. So come on, turn that frown upside down!

There's some wishful thinking...

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Depends on your outlook on a freefall.

[mjmacky]

It probably will. By that time your life's work to [1]alphabetise the content of the chemical cupboard at work will be complete, and you'll start pitching your next big challenge to publishers: [2]1001 Ways To Make Ramen Interesting. Plus, your wife will have finally [3]perfected the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, which will be a blessed relief for you at [4]social gatherings (provided you wake up before you [5]soil yourself). There's also [6]growing a ponytail, [7]embarrassing yourself with a much younger woman, [8]buying a motorbike and [9]your children leaving home to look forward to. So come on, turn that frown upside down!

Just to be an annoying little ass, I will address the points as I numbered them within your quote
1. Alphabetization is never done, according to the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics. The work put into ordering a system can be expected to become undone, there is no basis to assume permanence
2. Why stop at 1001? You assume I wish to make a summary?
3. She can't perfect basic joint manipulation, let alone the technique of a reference she won't understand upon hearing it. Unless by nerve pinch you mean emotional distress, then she's already perfected it.
4. I hate social gatherings
5. No comment
6. I have such a thick head of hair, I don't think I could grow a pony tail even if I tried. If you met me in person, I would have had the thickest scalp of hair of anyone you've ever met. I actually envy balding a little. My hair has a tendency to grow upwards instead of lying down, I tried growing it out once until it started getting ridiculous (it was like a game of chicken, and it refused to lie down). So sadly, I think pony tails are a dream I'll have to forego.
7. Given the other commentary I've provided, I'm surprised you went with *embarrassing instead of *getting arrested. I'm among young 20-somethings now, but I could be teaching high schoolers next year
8. I've already been the owner and seller of an 80cc scooter, so I'm sure I've already covered that highlight of life.
9. Still no childrens of my own lineage, and if I were ever to care for some youth, they'd probably be adopted. Not on the principle of overpopulation necessarily, but that the life of a human being isn't all that special, and the population that inhabits this world kind of sucks. I'd rather deprive it of the saving grace of my seed and let it lead itself to imminent destruction.

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Or maybe I'll get lucky and die of lung cancer first

[megabyteme]

Or maybe I'll get lucky and die of lung cancer first

I hope it's not a too painful and nasty death for you.

[mjmacky]

Or maybe I'll get lucky and die of lung cancer first

I hope it's not a too painful and nasty death for you.

I wouldn't mind it, I don't really feel like getting off Scott Free after all that tobacco consumption.

*I'm sure Scott has a different opinion

[OlegL]

I've saved aside a little under 20 grand.

Oh man, I wish I had a job. I need that amount of money.

[megabyteme]

I've saved aside a little under 20 grand.

Oh man, I wish I had a job. I need that amount of money.

I thought you got your money for nothin', and your chicks HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[mjmacky]

Oh man, I wish I had a job. I need that amount of money.

I thought you got your money for nothin', and your chicks HAHAHAHAHAHA.

He'll have to wait until he gets a sales job selling home appliances, he'll have to move those refrigerators and color TVs.

[OlegL]

Oh man, I wish I had a job. I need that amount of money.

I thought you got your money for nothin', and your chicks HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I need something like $1,000 to buy a computer with an intel i7 processor, but I don't have this amount of money now.

[mjmacky]

I thought you got your money for nothin', and your chicks HAHAHAHAHAHA.

I need something like $1,000 to buy a computer with an intel i7 processor, but I don't have this amount of money now.

Go into Best Buy and sign up for their credit card, then neglect to make any payments. Why feign a sense of responsibility now?