I've Got Cancer.

[megabyteme]

Bastard. Thought I smelled something fishy...

[chalice]

Bastard. Thought I smelled something fishy...

That'll be your mum.

[Artemis]

Your cunt gland seems to be in fine working form there chav, are you sure it wasn't just in need of some exercise ?

[mjmacky]

A tumor indicates that the cunt has gained mass. Therefore, a laisser faire methodology would result in chavis becoming an even bigger cunt

[Artemis]

A tumor indicates that the cunt has gained mass. Therefore, a laisser faire methodology would result in chavis becoming an even bigger cunt

If that were possible

[IdolEyes787]

Excuse my lack of education but where exactly is the cunt gland located and what exactly does it secrete?

[IdolEyes787]

Also is it possible that you were misdiagnosed and being the unapologetic druggie that you are, haven't just caught the aids?

[megabyteme]

Excuse my lack of education but where exactly is the cunt gland located and what exactly does it secrete?

Videos such as those are against site rules. See Rart for the truly "educational ones...

[Quarterquack]

You could have yer cunt removed, then have Rings sown in its place. One would hardly be able to tell the difference.

Germination is against atheism. Something about not wanting to be stuck in an endless parable.

EDIT: Actually, I think I pitched that joke too high for you. The word is "sewn". Sowing is what you shouldn't be allowed to do.

Except for the fact that Rings is a daft bastard and I'm a fucking legend, like.

I could see how you would fail to see that, though, emo-kid.

If you want a little me in you, I'd be alright with that.

We'd probably get a lot of support from the homosexual and anti-cunt camps. Same thing, they are, anyways.

You'll have to sign a waiver form declaring you don't mind having your arse drilled wide enough to fit your mum in it, though.

Start thanking your deity that the last time I was over I got her into weight conscious mode, like.

[NotLettingItGo]

Neither do I.

Made you post, though.

It's entirely understandable that a man of your limited capabilities wouldn't be able to recognise the difference between cancer and the cyst that you are.