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Thread: Do You Read Whilst You Take A Shit? I Do!

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    Hi,
    there have been some strange but true posts lately (although i think they are hilarious! like the one about wanking! ) and people are asking some strange questions, so i've always wondered about this one. So i have a couple of questions;

    Do all men like to read whilst they take a shit? I Know i do!!!

    Why don't women?
    They just don't understand!, I think it's just a waste of time if you don't! just sitting there you may as well learn something!!


    Cheers

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    I haven't even seen it in the book shops.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    I read the instrutions on the toilet paper cos I never did get to grips with the idea

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    Well...........the bloody stupid stuff, you pull it and the paper just keeps comming and comming and ends up all over the house

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    Not enough time too... I weirdest thing I do in there is I take my cell phone so I can text message people to keep myself entertained.

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    Since everbody knows i produce WMD's overthere, reading is not an option.

    It's more a run&wipe challenge.......

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    Run and wipe?

    I'm so fat I have to wipe my ass with a rag on a stick

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    I never read in the toilet - in general vegetarians don't have time to; the lack of meat in the diet means that defecation is much easier and quicker than it is for carnivores.

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    I read the health warnings on the various cleaning products that are scattered about the place.

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