Do You Read Whilst You Take A Shit? I Do!

[BILLY-THE-FISH]

Hi,
there have been some strange but true posts lately (although i think they are hilarious! like the one about wanking! ) and people are asking some strange questions, so i've always wondered about this one. So i have a couple of questions;

Do all men like to read whilst they take a shit? I Know i do!!!

Why don't women?
They just don't understand!, I think it's just a waste of time if you don't! just sitting there you may as well learn something!!


Cheers

[bigboab]

I haven't even seen it in the book shops.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I read the instrutions on the toilet paper cos I never did get to grips with the idea

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

jonno ....

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well...........the bloody stupid stuff, you pull it and the paper just keeps comming and comming and ends up all over the house

Jonno B)

[Damnatory]

Not enough time too... I weirdest thing I do in there is I take my cell phone so I can text message people to keep myself entertained.

[Yogi]

Since everbody knows i produce WMD's overthere, reading is not an option.

It's more a run&wipe challenge.......

Yogi

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Run and wipe?

I'm so fat I have to wipe my ass with a rag on a stick

Jonno B)

[Lamsey]

I never read in the toilet - in general vegetarians don't have time to; the lack of meat in the diet means that defecation is much easier and quicker than it is for carnivores.

[Mr. Mulder]

I read the health warnings on the various cleaning products that are scattered about the place.