Self-aware internet...

[megabyteme]

Now of course, after pointing out that there is a gooey center to that hairy, wildeyed, wopped Gaelic outer, he is going to have to go out of his way to prove me wrong.

Oh, you and I both know he's just as soft and cuddly as, well..

Well...

Ummmmm....


Aaaaaahhhhhh.....

Piece of bubblegum chewed by an alcoholic on a whiskey bender, spit out on an unswept floor in an old barbershop (red-hair and dust bunny speckles stuck to it, if applicable*).


*Oh, wouldn't it be a treat to learn Chalice is actually ginger...

[chalice]

I'm actually rather mousey. I was born bright blonde, but because most of my mates had dark hair, I actively willed myself into a light brown, slightly unmanageable affair.

I started going grey at about 15 and now (at 37) have a discernible yet distinguished widow's peak with an ever widening penalty spot on the crown. This concerned me until I stopped looking in mirrors.

Apart from that, or maybe because of it, I'm otherwise pretty fucking beautiful to look at.

[Proper Bo]

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[chalice]

Not that bad just yet.

[mjmacky]

I stopped looking in mirrors.

I'm otherwise pretty fucking beautiful to look at.

Given that no 3rd party claims seem to be have been made, there is an inherent contradiction present. I'm not inclined to believe you ever owned a mirror.