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Thread: Oldie, But Goodie! 1 Of My Favs

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    A man goes to his doctor complaining that his penis has turned a strange
    orange color. After extensive testing the doctor calls the man in for a
    consultation and tells him that all the tests have come back negative.
    He tells the man that most likely it's being caused by stress.

    The doctor goes on, "You know, stress can do strange things to the body.
    Tell me, has anything traumatic been happening in your life recently?"
    The man says, "Well, I just got fired from my job." The doctor says,
    "That must be it - that's a very bad thing." The man says, "Oh no, it
    was wonderful because I hated that job and my boss was a total moron who
    had no conception of how to treat his people. This was one of the best
    things that could ever have happened to me. I just got a new job and I
    love it. My new boss is great."

    The doctor continued, "Anything else happen?" "Well, I just got
    divorced", replied the patient. The doctor said, "That's got to be the
    problem." The man said, "No, actually my wife and I had a terrible
    relationship and I feel so much better since we seperated."

    The doctor says, "How about your social life, any problems there?" The
    man says, "No, I have been taking it easy. For the last few months I
    have spent most evenings sitting at home, watching porno flicks and
    eating cheese curls!"

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    Not funny, but at least your avatar is funny, STARWARS KID

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    Yea there are a lot of videos of him on the net.
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    Read this out loud
    I am wee todd did
    sofa king weet odd did

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    Star Wars kid is not funny, it&#39;s stupid
    Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!

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    Originally posted by Keikan@13 November 2003 - 03:43
    Star Wars kid is not funny, it&#39;s stupid
    Do you know some people are signing a petition so STAR WARS KID is in the next STAR WARS flick

    I signed that petition

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    Originally posted by Cygnuz&#045;Y@12 November 2003 - 16:40
    Not funny, but at least your avatar is funny, STARWARS KID&nbsp;
    Here, catch the trailer fot the next SWK mega-movie to be released.

    Star Wars Kids Gone Wild (trailer) 1.6Mb


    Or visit the official site at Spindulik.com


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    What&#39;s so funny about a fatass waving a stick around in front of a camera?
    Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!

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    Don&#39;t tell me. You are fat and wear a striped shirt too?

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    Originally posted by Spindulik@15 November 2003 - 21:14
    Don&#39;t tell me. You are fat and wear a striped shirt too?

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