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Thread: Heavenly Cars (so Funny)

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    Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met
    them there. St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because
    you're here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something.
    You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven is so big, what kind of
    car you get will depend on your answer."

    The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, "How long were you

    The first guy says, "24 years."

    "Did you ever cheat on your wife?" Peter asked.

    The guy said, "Yeah, 7 times... but you said I was forgiven."

    Peter said, "yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive."

    The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter.

    The second guy said, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her
    once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out good."

    Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that, here's a Lincoln."

    The 3rd guy walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask.
    I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I
    treated my wife like a queen!"

    Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Jaguar!"

    A few days later, the 2 guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy
    with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk. When they asked the guy
    with the Jaguar what was wrong, he said, "I just saw my wife, she was on
    a skateboard!"

  2. Lounge   -   #2
    HEHEH, good one

  3. Lounge   -   #3
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    You Better Keep In Mind That I Can Read Between The Lines

    Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to there level and beat you with experience!!

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    HELL-you will be too_$oon enough


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