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  1. 11-19-2011, 07:33 PM #61
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    Anyone have trouble getting laid should stop trying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Chavis, I have a really weak sense of identity. I am probably straight, but I am not completely sure about it since I never had sex and don't know how to get a non-prostitute for sex.
    The way you know for sure, is when you call the escort service, and they ask if you want a male, or a female...

    Most of is never have to fuck a guy to know we're straight.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Chavis, I have a really weak sense of identity. I am probably straight, but I am not completely sure about it since I never had sex and don't know how to get a non-prostitute for sex.
    Show up to an orgy completely wasted (but just before the point of blackout drunk) and have someone come along as just an observer. Believe every account they tell you the next day and report back your findings.
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  7. 11-20-2011, 08:51 AM Lounge   -   #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    Then you're gay.
    Someone gives you a chance to mold their identity, and you settle with gay?

    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    The way you know for sure, is when you call the escort service, and they ask if you want a male, or a female...

    Most of is never have to fuck a guy to know we're straight.
    Aren't those services are usually isolated? I have no experience in the "industry", but I didn't think there were any Wal-mart escort agencies.

    Regarding the last part, is anybody else certain with their position on hot ladyboys?
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  9. 11-20-2011, 08:59 AM Lounge   -   #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Chavis, I have a really weak sense of identity. I am probably straight, but I am not completely sure about it since I never had sex and don't know how to get a non-prostitute for sex.
    Show up to an orgy completely wasted (but just before the point of blackout drunk) and have someone come along as just an observer. Believe every account they tell you the next day and report back your findings.
    Tomorrow, I will get laid.
    I love FST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    Show up to an orgy completely wasted (but just before the point of blackout drunk) and have someone come along as just an observer. Believe every account they tell you the next day and report back your findings.
    Tomorrow, I will get laid.
    That's what we call the spirit of ambition.
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  13. 11-20-2011, 12:28 PM Lounge   -   #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Tomorrow, I will get laid.
    Please don't forget to take pictures. Especially if it's with a teen/tween.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    By the way, I was re-enabled at hdbits, so I wanna show you something that Darth Rings posted there:
    I remember that simpler time. I was planning to wheel a girl away from her man simultaneously. Top of my game, like.
    Ellipses go here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Regarding the last part, is anybody else certain with their position on hot ladyboys?
    I believe you've tipped your hand with your choice of preposition.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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  19. 11-20-2011, 06:07 PM Lounge   -   #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Regarding the last part, is anybody else certain with their position on hot ladyboys?
    I believe you've tipped your hand with your choice of adjective.
    Fixed.
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