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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post




    At the moment I've got my hands full with my job and the mortgage. I simply haven't got any room in my hands for mens' balls; not as a permanent fixture anyway. I wouldn't rule it out though.....I've got my eye on a couple, with a possible view to a third pair.
    If your hands are full, there is always the 'teabag' option.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Well, it's a moot point now, because.....
    Most of my posts are, no other way for me to pass your post count in a such short amount of time.



    My clutch is now slipping, and I don't have the time or tools necessary to drop a transmission out of a late model Volvo. So, that just means $$$ (translation £££). During the San Francisco portion of my road trip, I spent 25 minutes in 0/1 mph traffic uphill on a 37° street (which is how long it took me to reach a parking spot for some respite). We could smell the burning of my clutch for well over an hour after that.

    I don't know why I posted that, I think this a vehicular transportation thread, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Well, it's a moot point now, because.....
    Most of my posts are, no other way for me to pass your post count in a such short amount of time.



    My clutch is now slipping, and I don't have the time or tools necessary to drop a transmission out of a late model Volvo. So, that just means $$$ (translation £££). During the San Francisco portion of my road trip, I spent 25 minutes in 0/1 mph traffic uphill on a 37° street (which is how long it took me to reach a parking spot for some respite). We could smell the burning of my clutch for well over an hour after that.

    I don't know why I posted that, I think this a vehicular transportation thread, right?
    I think it has become more than just the vehicular transportation fred, and become more of a 'things that have deeply fucked me off IRL fred', it's just that vehicular transportation because of the cost is more frustrating than most. Being more than slightly ratarsed right now, my personal list of things that fuck me off is longer than usual, but the length of the list is determined by several factors (I just can't be arsed listing them right now......).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post


    I simply haven't got any room in my hands for mens' balls; not as a permanent fixture anyway. I wouldn't rule it out though.....I've got my eye on a couple, with a possible view to a third pair.
    I'm not a huge fan of these modern decorations and room makeovers
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    Im crap at DIY

    in my house do it yourself really does mean do it yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post

    If your hands are full, there is always the 'teabag' option.
    That's also full...of shit.

    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    Most of my posts are, no other way for me to pass your post count in a such short amount of time.
    Good grief, you're close.....how did you manage that?

    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post

    I'm not a huge fan of these modern decorations and room makeovers
    It's the way of the world now dearest....get on it or GTFO x

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Most of my posts are, no other way for me to pass your post count in a such short amount of time.
    Good grief, you're close.....how did you manage that?
    My mppd (moot points per day) far exceeds yours, it was an eventuality. If I added the number of posts that have been deleted, I'd probably already be ahead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Good grief, you're close.....how did you manage that?
    My mppd (moot points per day) far exceeds yours, it was an eventuality. If I added the number of posts that have been deleted, I'd probably already be ahead.
    But I haven't been trying. Do you challenge me sir?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    But I haven't been trying. Do you challenge me sir?
    The gloves are already off, madam. I'll be an unstoppable force, given that I've managed to nearly catch up with gloves on.



    Friend had his water pump lock up and the serpentine belt tore off the pulley. Dealer quoted him $400 in labor, in addition to parts for replacing the water pump and belt (to a grand total of $800). Decided it was best to do a DIY part swap. Just found it strange that it was the water pump, and not one of the A/C, Power Steering, tensioner or crank pullies.
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    Re: Skynet - Thought the sods had sent the parcel back to Hong Kong last Monday - got home tonight and there was a message on my phone "if you call us we can arrange a delivery"

    Next day delivery? The thing arrived in the UK on the 1st of November, it must have sat in their warehouse in London (somewhere I'm increasingly convinced it has never left) for a whole week.

    Total and utter shower - fact!
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