I spotted Les for a non-camper right off.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Idol and his bike.
He spotted her across a crowded expo. There she was, glimmering in the half-light amid a throng of overworked thigh muscles. 'She will be mine', he resolved. Her bespoke beauty pedalled blindly towards him.
As quickly as he got her, though, that initial frisson sped off into the night like some phantom penny-farthing pursued by a trick-styling BMX.
They tried removing the seat to re-invoke the primal dynamo of passion but the piles she'd induced cut that rather short.
I'm actually married now with another one on the way. The wife conviced me it would take months to get her pregnant again, but i had to hit the jackpot on the first go
Welcome back Manker have you become an accountant again
All we need is spiderdude and cheese to come back.
Last edited by enoughfakefiles; 11-12-2011 at 06:48 PM.
Truly a beauty all pristine White , presumably virginal and being Italian possibly Catholic, I named her Silver after the bike in Stephen's King's It .
Sadly though too immature to see the value in true love soon after I dropped her for a bike a little more svelte and decidedly more ostentatious.
Life's a funny thing though and she proved entirely too unforgiving.
Older and more cynical now I just look for anything cheap and fast ,ride them hard and toss them away when they've outlived their usefulness.
Last edited by IdolEyes787; 11-12-2011 at 09:22 PM.
Respect my lack of authority.
Hard them hard ?
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