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    Ibis white.
    Audi do this special white that's different from any other whites. It played a bit part in the purchase decision
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    White cars are soooo 2009

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    My life wife is a bit meh, atm. I don't want to feel this way, but ...



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    Same here, nicking my toast is not on. How difficult is it to make toast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    My life wife is a bit meh, atm. I don't want to feel this way, but ...



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    Perhaps something shiny for the kitchen would improve her demeanour?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    My life wife is a bit meh, atm. I don't want to feel this way, but ...



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    Perhaps something shiny for the kitchen would improve her demeanour?
    Tin foil?
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Jebus, you haven't got the first clue about practical gift giving.
    It's an essential technique to placate your good lady during her more delicate time of the month. And xmas.

    It has to be chrome, phallic and durable.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Jebus, you haven't got the first clue about practical gift giving.
    It's an essential technique to placate your good lady during her more delicate time of the month. And xmas.

    It has to be chrome, phallic and durable.
    A box of tin foil is longer than it is wide*

    *See Melanie video Psychotherapy
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Jebus, you haven't got the first clue about practical gift giving.
    It's an essential technique to placate your good lady during her more delicate time of the month. And xmas.

    It has to be chrome, phallic and durable.


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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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