Your posting history lends itself to successful siring but i'm surprised that your missus let you anywhere near her lady garden if that's your idea of phallic
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Your posting history lends itself to successful siring but i'm surprised that your missus let you anywhere near her lady garden if that's your idea of phallic
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
an alchemist?
it's sort of phallus caninus
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Indeed.
If mbm doesn't change his user title to 'sabre-toothed cawk' then there is something wrong with this world we live in.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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I wouldn't want to be the one who tips the scale into eternal darkness. I'm taking that one...
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
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And while it may not much of a phallic symbol, imagine the set of BALLS it would take to give a raging psycho a "gift" that says, "fix me some dinner" which, at the same time, would make an effective prison shank. Have I also mentioned she knows where I sleep?
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You know it makes sense
Last edited by manker; 11-22-2011 at 12:44 AM. Reason: good lord, it happened again
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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All this is a very true thing, so much so that I might shy away from extending my practical gift giving repertoire in this particular direction at this precise time.And while it may not much of a phallic symbol, imagine the set of BALLS it would take to give a raging psycho a "gift" that says, "fix me some dinner" which, at the same time, would make an effective prison shank. Have I also mentioned she knows where I sleep?
I don't want to discourage you though. Let me know how you get on. And post pics, even if they're nsfw.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Sorry, guys. The wife says I can't play online anymore, and that it's time for me to start making dinner.
I'll see you all tomorrow- if she gives me back my
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I think candlejack got hi
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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I was thinking she could stand him in the kitchen and punch him in the eye. I know I'd love it if a man got me that for xmas.Tin foil?
That looks exactly like the thing they put up my front fundament when they put my coil in. I'm not sure if it's a very useful present for a lady though, you don't normally have to bring your own.
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