What Do I Know About Your Relationship

[Biggles]

Tin foil?

I was thinking she could stand him in the kitchen and punch him in the eye. I know I'd love it if a man got me that for xmas.

That looks exactly like the thing they put up my front fundament when they put my coil in. I'm not sure if it's a very useful present for a lady though, you don't normally have to bring your own.

Every now and then I'm kind of glad I'm a man...even though we are susceptible to gender specific flu

[Squeamous]

[manker]

Isn't a coil like birth control from the 1980s
I remember my mam had a calender and for days on end it had 'bleeding' 'heavy bleeding' 'spotting blood' written down.

I was all like; why are you bleeding
She said it was the coil and that it was so I wouldn't have any brothers or sisters until her and dad wanted them.

This is the only other time I've heard someone mention the coil.
It's usually the pill or injection or rhythm or withdrawal or anal these days, innit.

[Squeamous]

Isn't a coil like birth control from the 1980s
I remember my mam had a calender and for days on end it had 'bleeding' 'heavy bleeding' 'spotting blood' written down.

I was all like; why are you bleeding
She said it was the coil and that it was so I wouldn't have any brothers or sisters until her and dad wanted them.

This is the only other time I've heard someone mention the coil.
It's usually the pill or injection or rhythm or withdrawal or anal these days, innit.

Pmsl! It does allegedly cause heavier periods and spotting. I haven't noticed a difference.
It's basically a copper coil that creates a toxic environment to sperm and eggs. It's non-hormonal, which is good for me: no way am I going to have my hormones artifically regulated for some dude. The only drawback was that I had to have a jack inserted into my front fundament before being cranked open. Then, the torturer doctor grasped my cervix with a metal clamp (bit like having your stomach grabbed through your anus), and shoved painfully at my cervix with the largest coil she could find (she was determined to sterilise me for 10 years), before having to go for the smaller 5 year one; but only after she'd given the first a REALLY good go. You don't get to be a doctor without determination. Believe me, I'm tough as nails when it comes to pain but I thought I was going to vomit. Although I suppose not many women get to see what their cervix looks like SPREAD ON THEIR GUSSET.

Still had sex that night though.

[manker]

Isn't a coil like birth control from the 1980s
I remember my mam had a calender and for days on end it had 'bleeding' 'heavy bleeding' 'spotting blood' written down.

I was all like; why are you bleeding
She said it was the coil and that it was so I wouldn't have any brothers or sisters until her and dad wanted them.

This is the only other time I've heard someone mention the coil.
It's usually the pill or injection or rhythm or withdrawal or anal these days, innit.

Pmsl! It does allegedly cause heavier periods and spotting. I haven't noticed a difference.
It's basically a copper coil that creates a toxic environment to sperm and eggs. It's non-hormonal, which is good for me: no way am I going to have my hormones artifically regulated for some dude. The only drawback was that I had to have a jack inserted into my front fundament before being cranked open. Then, the torturer doctor grasped my cervix with a metal clamp (bit like having your stomach grabbed through your anus), and shoved painfully at my cervix with the largest coil she could find (she was determined to sterilise me for 10 years), before having to go for the smaller 5 year one; but only after she'd given the first a REALLY good go. You don't get to be a doctor without determination. Believe me, I'm tough as nails when it comes to pain but I thought I was going to vomit. Although I suppose not many women get to see what their cervix looks like SPREAD ON THEIR GUSSET.

Still had sex that night though.

That's ... horrible.

I think I preferred it when my mam told me what a coil was

[Proper Bo]

Pmsl! It does allegedly cause heavier periods and spotting. I haven't noticed a difference.
It's basically a copper coil that creates a toxic environment to sperm and eggs. It's non-hormonal, which is good for me: no way am I going to have my hormones artifically regulated for some dude. The only drawback was that I had to have a jack inserted into my front fundament before being cranked open. Then, the torturer doctor grasped my cervix with a metal clamp (bit like having your stomach grabbed through your anus), and shoved painfully at my cervix with the largest coil she could find (she was determined to sterilise me for 10 years), before having to go for the smaller 5 year one; but only after she'd given the first a REALLY good go. You don't get to be a doctor without determination. Believe me, I'm tough as nails when it comes to pain but I thought I was going to vomit. Although I suppose not many women get to see what their cervix looks like SPREAD ON THEIR GUSSET.

Still had sex that night though.

That's ... horrible.

I think I preferred it when my mam told me what a coil was

razor-airgo-pogo-stick.jpg
i bet that's what hers looked like, like.

[Squeamous]

[manker]

[Biggles]

Isn't a coil like birth control from the 1980s
I remember my mam had a calender and for days on end it had 'bleeding' 'heavy bleeding' 'spotting blood' written down.

I was all like; why are you bleeding
She said it was the coil and that it was so I wouldn't have any brothers or sisters until her and dad wanted them.

This is the only other time I've heard someone mention the coil.
It's usually the pill or injection or rhythm or withdrawal or anal these days, innit.

Pmsl! It does allegedly cause heavier periods and spotting. I haven't noticed a difference.
It's basically a copper coil that creates a toxic environment to sperm and eggs. It's non-hormonal, which is good for me: no way am I going to have my hormones artifically regulated for some dude. The only drawback was that I had to have a jack inserted into my front fundament before being cranked open. Then, the torturer doctor grasped my cervix with a metal clamp (bit like having your stomach grabbed through your anus), and shoved painfully at my cervix with the largest coil she could find (she was determined to sterilise me for 10 years), before having to go for the smaller 5 year one; but only after she'd given the first a REALLY good go. You don't get to be a doctor without determination. Believe me, I'm tough as nails when it comes to pain but I thought I was going to vomit. Although I suppose not many women get to see what their cervix looks like SPREAD ON THEIR GUSSET.

Still had sex that night though.

The gender specific flu is looking a better deal all the time

[manker]

The gender specific flu is looking a better deal all the time

No way, Les. I can't even indulge in a spot of light onanism when I've got man-flu.
After having what seems to be from her description the exoskeleton of a ford focus wedged inside her lady garden, Squeams managed to have secks.

Can't have been as bad as what we go thro