effendi
No wait. I've got it now.
I said about her having sex after being violated with kiddie's climbing frame and then she said that the sex only occurred in the lower third of her vagina.
My apologies, Squeams. But in my defence, I was thinking about people putting metal things inside your vagina at the time.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
Still am, tbf
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Originally Posted by manker
You said something about pruning implements and then told me the time, which wasn't very useful as I wasn't around, then you realised this had led the topic off course from my vagina. But it's ok, it's right back on track now after some clever word wrangling on your partStill am, tbf
effendi
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Well, this thread has been mangled as badly as a vagina replete with freshly installed 1980s copper coil.
One thing that is troubling me. Did you keep the cervix pâté underwear or just feed it to the dog or something?
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Poster
We can always make sweet love to the first third of it, that should sort it out.
Well, this thread has been mangled as badly as a vagina replete with freshly installed 1980s copper coil.
One thing that is troubling me. Did you keep the cervix pâté underwear or just feed it to the dog or something?
I gave the underwear to dreamboat as a reminder of my sacrifice of course
spmado
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you got there eventually
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
effendi
ffs, i haven't done this stuff for years. Break me in gently, will you
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
spmado
BT Rep: +2
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
effendi
I find myself wondering what I would do with a gift of cervix smeared undies.We can always make sweet love to the first third of it, that should sort it out.
Well, this thread has been mangled as badly as a vagina replete with freshly installed 1980s copper coil.
One thing that is troubling me. Did you keep the cervix pâté underwear or just feed it to the dog or something?
I gave the underwear to dreamboat as a reminder of my sacrifice of course
Would probably have to keep them in the fridge until I decided how to use them
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Poster
Just reheat them for tea later. Like a good coq au vin they benefit from standing overnight.I find myself wondering what I would do with a gift of cervix smeared undies.
We can always make sweet love to the first third of it, that should sort it out.
I gave the underwear to dreamboat as a reminder of my sacrifice of course
Would probably have to keep them in the fridge until I decided how to use them
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