Love or Logic

[manker]

Your visions of schoolmistresses are stuck in the early 20th century. I will consent to the role play, since it's Christmas, but for the sake of historical accuracy I will be dressed in an ill fitting jumper and slacks and I won't be meting out any punishment. I will simply gently explain that your behaviour is unacceptable, reiterate the behaviour manifesto I made you and your parents sign at the start of the school year, and then send you on a sterotypes awareness course.

It's too late now. At the start of that forumular bromide, you said 'ill-fitting'.
This puts any self respecting male in mind of camel-toes and crop-tops.

Or it might be just me

[Squeamous]

Don't flatter yourself there, dearheart. Any cawk'll doodle do.

[chalice]

Don't flatter yourself there, dearheart. Any cawk'll doodle do.

[mjmacky]

Don't flatter yourself there, dearheart. Any cawk'll doodle do.

Partially right, it has to share the same skin as a real pair of tits and female curvature. None of those man tit knockoffs.

[Squeamous]

Partially right, it has to share the same skin as a real pair of tits and female curvature. None of those man tit knockoffs.

Quite right: all woman

[mjmacky]

Quite right: all woman

Not all women are quite alright, some of them unwillingly have dicks. This is the issue at hand.

[Alien5]

Ladyman

[Squeamous]

Quite right: all woman

Not all women are quite alright, some of them unwillingly have dicks. This is the issue at hand.

That's what divorce is for.

[Biggles]

Your visions of schoolmistresses are stuck in the early 20th century. I will consent to the role play, since it's Christmas, but for the sake of historical accuracy I will be dressed in an ill fitting jumper and slacks and I won't be meting out any punishment. I will simply gently explain that your behaviour is unacceptable, reiterate the behaviour manifesto I made you and your parents sign at the start of the school year, and then send you on a sterotypes awareness course.

Dear God that is utterly terrifying

Remorseless political correctness is a little corner of Hades all by itself.

[mjmacky]

Not all women are quite alright, some of them unwillingly have dicks. This is the issue at hand.

That's what divorce is for.

No, that's what misteresses are for.