Love or Logic

[Alien5]

[QUOTE=Squeamous;3629692]

Not all women are quite alright, some of them unwillingly have dicks. This is the issue at hand.

[Squeamous]

Your visions of schoolmistresses are stuck in the early 20th century. I will consent to the role play, since it's Christmas, but for the sake of historical accuracy I will be dressed in an ill fitting jumper and slacks and I won't be meting out any punishment. I will simply gently explain that your behaviour is unacceptable, reiterate the behaviour manifesto I made you and your parents sign at the start of the school year, and then send you on a sterotypes awareness course.

Dear God that is utterly terrifying

Remorseless political correctness is a little corner of Hades all by itself.

That's what divorce is for.

No, that's what misteresses are for.

I don't understand, why disappoint two women?

[mjmacky]

I don't understand, why disappoint two women?

Easy, I'll explain it in this equation:
y = my level of satiation
x = number of women
c = number of unsatisfied women

You think it works this way
y = x - c
When in fact it works this way
y = x - c/100

And spoiler if you detest math

Spoiler: Show

It would take dissatisfying 100 women to negate the satisfaction of 1 woman. It's basically heavily egocentric.

[manker]

The equation is actually slightly more complicated than that because x=i

[megabyteme]

And pie belongs in that equation somewhere. All important math equations involve pie.

[manker]

maths jokes ftw

squaring numbers is like sex with women; if they're under 13, just do them in your head.

[mjmacky]

maths jokes ftw

squaring numbers is like sex with women; if they're under 13, just do them in your head.

I don't like this rule, since I can square up to 17*17=289 in my head (that's really limiting my options).

[manker]

maths jokes ftw

squaring numbers is like sex with women; if they're under 13, just do them in your head.

I don't like this rule, since I can square up to 17*17=289 in my head (that's really limiting my options).

You never really believed it when people told you that you were too clever for your own good.
Not until now.

You see what you've done

[mjmacky]

I don't like this rule, since I can square up to 17*17=289 in my head (that's really limiting my options).

You never really believed it when people told you that you were too clever for your own good.
Not until now.

You see what you've done

For a second there, it was the first time in my life I regretted knowing any math. That was up until I remembered I tend to completely ignore rules.

[Squeamous]

I hate you all.