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    You never really believed it when people told you that you were too clever for your own good.
    Not until now.

    You see what you've done
    For a second there, it was the first time in my life I regretted knowing any math. That was up until I remembered I tend to completely ignore rules.
    I always try to follow at least some of them but that has its own consequences.
    I was babysitting for a neighbour last summer and I had to unlearn the square root of 225.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I always try to follow at least some of them but that has its own consequences.
    I was babysitting for a neighbour last summer and I had to unlearn the square root of 225.
    Parents asking adult men to babysit their hot 15 year old daughters are just basically giving you consent to plow her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    I hate you all.
    I can't possibly fathom why
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    Hoi, Mary.
    Why did the mathematician cover his wife's car in moist toilet paper and put dog crap thro' the letterbox when she didn't put any sweets in his xmas stocking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Hoi, Mary.
    Why did the mathematician cover his wife's car in moist toilet paper and put dog crap thro' the letterbox when she didn't put any sweets in his xmas stocking.
    I'm in the process of trying to figure out the punchline. So far it's going to have something about multiplying and pi, but I haven't put it together yet. Letterbox is throwing me off, is that what you call a mailbox?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
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    Hoi, Mary.
    Why did the mathematician cover his wife's car in moist toilet paper and put dog crap thro' the letterbox when she didn't put any sweets in his xmas stocking.
    I'm in the process of trying to figure out the punchline. So far it's going to have something about multiplying and pi, but I haven't put it together yet. Letterbox is throwing me off, is that what you call a mailbox?
    Yup. Also, £sweets = $candy.

    Edit; wait no. A letterbox is slot in the front door so the postman ($mailman) can put letters inside the house, rather than a mailbox which is located at the bottom of the front garden.
    Last edited by manker; 11-23-2011 at 05:12 PM.
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    Do merkins have stockings on xmas morning?





    If not, I understand Mary's difficulty
    Last edited by manker; 11-23-2011 at 06:02 PM. Reason: put in curly wurly
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    I had a plastic bag "stocking"

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    That's petty good, like. You can fit more stuff in a carrier bag
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    As long as I've got a face
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